The Envelope, Please: Week 11 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: Kansas 45, No. 17 Iowa State 36
Never play this again: No. 2 Ohio State 45, Purdue 0
What? UCLA 20, Iowa 17
Huh? No. 11 Alabama 42, No. 15 LSU 13
Are you kidding me? Georgia Tech 28, No. 4 Miami 23
Oh. My. God: No. 16 Ole Miss 28, No. 3 Georgia 10
Told you so: South Carolina 28, Vanderbilt 7
COACHES
Wish I was him: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss
Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU
Lucky guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri
Poor guy: Kyle Whittingham, Utah
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kalani Sitake, BYU
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Pat Narduzzi, Pitt
Desperately seeking … anything: Brent Venables, Oklahoma
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Oregon
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Miami
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Florida
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Utah
Dang, they’re good: Indiana
Dang, they’re bad: Oklahoma State
Did the season start? Florida State
Can the season never end? Army