The envelope, please: Week 12 awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
GAMES
Play this again: No. 7 USC 48, No. 16 UCLA 45
Never play this again: No. 17 Washington 54, Colorado 7
What? Arkansas 42, No. 14 Ole Miss 27
Huh? Navy 17, No. 20 UCF 14
Are you kidding me? Georgia Tech 21, No. 13 North Carolina 17
Oh. My. God: South Carolina 63, No. 5 Tennesee 38
Told you so: Oklahoma 28, No. 22 Oklahoma State 13
COACHES
Wish I was him: Shane Beamer, South Carolina
Glad I’m not him: Billy Napier, Florida
Lucky guy: Sonny Dykes, TCU
Poor guy: Bret Bielema, Illinois
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jonathan Smith, Oregon State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mack Brown, North Carolina
Desperately seeking … anything: David Shaw, Stanford
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Kansas State
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Michigan
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Miami (Fla.)
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: South Carolina
Dang, they’re good: Notre Dame
Dang, they’re bad: Iowa State
Did the season start? Arizona State
Can the season never end? Penn State
