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The Envelope, Please: Week 12 Awards

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UCLA owns LA! (Jason Parkhurst/USA Today)

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 10 Louisville 38, Miami 31

Never play this again: No. 4 Florida State 58, North Alabama 13

What? Appalachian State 26, James Madison 23 OT

Huh? No. 17 Arizona 42, No. 22 Utah 18

Are you kidding me? New Mexico 25, Fresno State 17

Oh. My. God: New Mexico State 31, Auburn 10

Told you so: UCLA 38, USC 20

COACHES

Wish I was him: Ryan Day, Ohio State

Glad I’m not him: Lincoln, Riley, USC

Lucky guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Bret Bielema, Illinois

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: David Braun, Northwestern

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Hugh Freeze, Auburn

Desperately seeking … anything: Scott Satterfield, Cincinnati

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Auburn

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Minnesota

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Maryland

Dang, they’re good: Georgia

Dang, they’re bad: Colorado

Did the season start? Baylor

Can the season never end? Louisville

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