The Envelope, Please: Week 12 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 21 South Carolina 34, No. 23 Missouri 30
Never play this again: No. 10 Alabama 52, Mercer 7
What? New Mexico 38, No. 18 Washington State 35
Huh? Arizona State 24, No. 16 Kansas State 14
Are you kidding me? Stanford 38, No. 19 Louisville 35
Oh. My. God: Florida 27, No. 22 LSU 16
Told you so: Kansas 17, No. 6 BYU 13
COACHES
Wish I was him: Kirby Smart, Georgia
Glad I’m not him: Brian Kelly, LSU
Lucky guy: Dan Lanning, Oregon
Poor guy: Matt Rhule, Nebraska
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Jake Dickert, Washington State
Desperately seeking … anything: Kyle Whittingham, Utah
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Louisville
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Virginia
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Florida
Dang, they’re good: SMU
Dang, they’re bad: Purdue
Did the season start? Maryland
Can the season never end? Colorado