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The Envelope, Please: Week 13 Awards

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: Northwestern 45, Illinois 43

Never play this again: No. 18 Notre Dame 56, Stanford 23

What? Kentucky 38, No. 10 Louisville 31

Huh? Iowa State 42, No. 19 Kansas State 35

Are you kidding me? San Diego State 33, Fresno State 18

Oh. My. God: Cal 33, UCLA 7

Told you so: No. 17 Iowa 13, Nebraska 10

COACHES

Wish I was him: Mike Norvell, Florida State

Glad I’m not him: Sonny Dykes, TCU

Lucky guy: Nick Saban, Alabama

Poor guy: Tom Allen, Indiana

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jedd Fisch, Arizona

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Ryan Day, Ohio State

Desperately seeking … anything: Scott Satterfield, Cincinnati

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Texas

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Rutgers

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Arkansas

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Washington State

Dang, they’re good: Michigan

Dang, they’re bad: Pitt

Did the season start? Florida

Can the season never end? Tulane

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