The Envelope, Please: Week 4 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: Colorado 38, Baylor 31
Never play this again: No. 1 Texas 51, Louisiana Monroe 3
What? Navy 56, Memphis 44
Huh? James Madison 70, North Carolina 50
Are you kidding me? BYU 38, No. 13 Kansas State 9
Oh. My. God: No. 18 Michigan 27, No. 11 USC 24
Told you so: No. 24 Illinois 31, No. 22 Nebraska 24 OT
COACHES
Wish I was him: Josh Heupel, Tennessee
Glad I’m not him: Dave Doeren, NC State
Lucky guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri
Poor guy: Brent Venables, Oklahoma
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Manny Diaz, Duke
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lincoln Riley, USC
Desperately seeking … anything: Ryan Walters, Purdue
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ole Miss
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Kansas State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Marshall
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Vanderbilt
Dang, they’re good: Miami (Fla.)
Dang, they’re bad: TCU
Did the season start? Auburn
Can the season never end? Utah
