The Envelope, Please: Week 5 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 4 Alabama 41, No. 2 Georgia 34
Never play this again: James Madison 63, Ball State 7
What? SMU 42, Florida State 16
Huh? No. 23 Kansas State 42, No. 20 Oklahoma State 20
Are you kidding me? Arizona 23, No. 10 Utah 10
Oh. My. God: Kentucky 20, No. 6 Ole Miss 17
Told you so: Duke 21, North Carolina 20
COACHES
Wish I was him: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
Glad I’m not him: Hugh Freeze, Auburn
Lucky guy: Mario Cristobal, Miami (Fla.)
Poor guy: Brent Pry, Virginia Tech
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Greg Schiano, Rutgers
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss
Desperately seeking … anything: Dave Aranda, Baylor
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Utah
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Colorado
Dang, they’re good: Texas
Dang, they’re bad: Houston
Did the season start? Purdue
Can the season never end? Penn State
