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The Envelope, Please: Week 6 Awards

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 8 Miami 39, Cal 38

Never play this again: Wisconsin 52, Purdue 6

What? No. 25 Texas A&M 41, No. 9 Missouri 10

Huh? Minnesota 24, No. 11 USC 17

Are you kidding me? Arkansas 19, No. 4 Tennessee 14

Oh. My. God: Vanderbilt 40, No. 1 Alabama 35

Told you so: Washington 27, No. 10 Michigan 17

COACHES

Wish I was him: Mike Elko, Texas A&M

Glad I’m not him: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama

Lucky guy: Mario Cristobal, Miami

Poor guy: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Pat Narduzzi, Pitt

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Josh Heupel, Tennessee

Desperately seeking … anything: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Georgia

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Alabama

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Iowa

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Arkansas

Dang, they’re good: Ole Miss

Dang, they’re bad: UCLA

Did the season start? Florida State

Can the season never end? Iowa State

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