The Envelope, Please: Week 7 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 3 Oregon 32, No. 2 Ohio State 31
Never play this again: Notre Dame 49, Stanford 7
What? Wisconsin 42, Rutgers 7
Huh? Arizona State 27, No. 16 Utah 19
Are you kidding me? Iowa 40, Washington 16
Oh. My. God: No. 1 Texas 35, No. 18 Oklahoma 3
Told you so: No. 18 Kansas State 31, Colorado 28
COACHES
Wish I was him: Matt Campbell, Iowa State
Glad I’m not him: Billy Napier, Florida
Lucky guy: James Franklin, Penn State
Poor guy: Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kalani Sitake, BYU
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma
Desperately seeking … anything: Mack Brown, North Carolina
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Clemson
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Utah
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Purdue
Dang, they’re good: Texas
Dang, they’re bad: N.C. State
Did the season start? UCF
Can the season never end? Pitt
