The Envelope, Please: Week 8 Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 9 Georgia 43, No. 5 Ole Miss 35
Never play this again: No. 1 Ohio State 34, Wisconsin 0
What? No. 17 Vanderbilt 31, No. 10 LSU 24
Huh? Louisville 24, No. 2 Miami 21
Are you kidding me? Arizona State 26, No. 7 Texas Tech 22
Oh. My. God: Stanford 20, Florida State 13
Told you so: Minnesota 24, No. 25 Nebraska 6
COACHES
Wish I was him: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Glad I’m not him: Jonathan Smith, Michigan State
Lucky guy: Steve Sarkisian, Texas
Poor guy: Hugh Freeze, Aubrun
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Alex Golesh, USF
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Ryan Silverfield, Memphis
Desperately seeking … anything: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: LSU
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Rutgers
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Kentucky
Dang, they’re good: BYU
Dang, they’re bad: Clemson
Did the season start? Penn State
Can the season never end? Texas A&M