The Envelope, Please: Week 9 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
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GAMES
Play this again: No. 5 Washington 42, Stanford 33
Never play this again: No. 14 Notre Dame 58, Pitt 7
What? Georgia Tech 46, No. 17 North Carolina 42
Huh? Arizona 27, No. 11 Oregon State 24
Are you kidding me? No. 8 Oregon 35, No. 13 Utah 6
Oh. My. God: Kansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33
Told you so: No. 23 UCLA 28, Colorado 16
COACHES
Wish I was him: Lance Leipold, Kansas
Glad I’m not him: Mack Brown, North Carolina
Lucky guy: Lincoln Riley, USC
Poor guy: Tom Allen, Indiana
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Troy Calhoun, Air Force
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma
Desperately seeking … anything: Dabo Swinney, Clemson
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ole Miss
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Maryland
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Houston
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Georgia Tech
Dang, they’re good: Florida State
Dang, they’re bad: Baylor
Did the season start? South Carolina
Can the season never end? Louisville