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The Envelope, Please: Week 9 Awards

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Down goes Oklahoma! (Evert Nelson/The Cap/USA Today)

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …

MORE: Week One | Week Two | Week Three | Week Four | Week Five | Week Six | Week Seven | Week Eight

GAMES

Play this again: No. 5 Washington 42, Stanford 33

Never play this again: No. 14 Notre Dame 58, Pitt 7

What? Georgia Tech 46, No. 17 North Carolina 42

Huh? Arizona 27, No. 11 Oregon State 24

Are you kidding me? No. 8 Oregon 35, No. 13 Utah 6

Oh. My. God: Kansas 38, No. 6 Oklahoma 33

Told you so: No. 23 UCLA 28, Colorado 16

COACHES

Wish I was him: Lance Leipold, Kansas

Glad I’m not him: Mack Brown, North Carolina

Lucky guy: Lincoln Riley, USC

Poor guy: Tom Allen, Indiana

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Troy Calhoun, Air Force

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Desperately seeking … anything: Dabo Swinney, Clemson

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ole Miss

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Maryland

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Houston

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Georgia Tech

Dang, they’re good: Florida State

Dang, they’re bad: Baylor

Did the season start? South Carolina

Can the season never end? Louisville

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