The Envelope, Please: Week Eight Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
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GAMES
Play this again: No. 14 Utah 34, No. 18 USC 32
Never play this again: No. 19 LSU 62, Army 0
What? No. 5 Washington 15, Arizona State 7
Huh? No. 6 Oklahoma 31, UCF 29
Are you kidding me? Kansas State 41, TCU 3
Oh. My. God: Virginia 31, No. 10 North Carolina 27
Told you so: No. 2 Michigan 49, Michigan State 0
COACHES
Wish I was him: Ryan Day, Ohio State
Glad I’m not him: Hugh Freeze, Auburn
Lucky guy: Kalen DeBoer, Washington
Poor guy: Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jason Candle, Toledo
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Bret Bielema, Illinois
Desperately seeking … anything: Dabo Swinney, Clemson
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Missouri
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: North Carolina
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Michigan State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Arizona State
Dang, they’re good: Florida State
Dang, they’re bad: San Diego State
Did the season start? Arkansas
Can the season never end? Ohio State
