The envelope, please: Week Five Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
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GAMES
Play this again: Baylor 36, UCF 35
Never play this again: No. 9 Oregon 42, Stanford 6
What? No. 19 Oregon State 21, No. 10 Utah 7
Huh? No. 20 Ole Miss 55, No. 13 LSU 49
Are you kidding me? Bowling Green 38, Georgia Tech 27
Oh. My. God: Kentucky 33, No. 22 Florida 14
Told you so: No. 2 Michigan 45, Nebraska 7
COACHES
Wish I was him: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri
Glad I’m not him: Sonny Dykes, TCU
Lucky guy: Blake Anderson, Utah State
Poor guy: Mike Elko, Duke
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Neil Brown, West Virginia
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brian Kelly, LSU
Desperately seeking … anything: Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Alabama
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Florida
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Iowa State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Michigan State
Dang, they’re good: Texas
Dang, they’re bad: Illinois
Did the season start? Virginia
Can the season never end? Louisville
