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The Envelope, Please: Week Four Awards

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …

MORE: Week One | Week Two | Week Three

GAMES

Play this again: No. 6 Ohio State 17, No. 9 Notre Dame 14

Never play this again: No. 7 Penn State 31, No. 24 Iowa 0

What? Georgia Tech 30, Wake Forest 16

Huh? Indiana 29, Akron 27 4 OTs

Are you kidding me? No. 4 Florida State 31, Clemson 24 OT

Oh. My. God: Northwestern 37, Minnesota 34

Told you so: No. 10 Oregon 42, No. 19 Colorado 6

COACHES

Wish I was him: Steve Sarkisian, Texas

Glad I’m not him: Joey McGuire, Texas Tech

Lucky guy: Ryan Day, Ohio State

Poor guy: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kyle Whittingham, Utah

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Desperately seeking … anything: Brent Pry, Virginia Tech

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Miami (Fla.)

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Wake Forest

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Rutgers

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Northwestern

Dang, they’re good: Penn State

Dang, they’re bad: Baylor

Did the season start? Pitt

Can the season never end? Duke

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