The envelope, please: Week One Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
GAMES
Play this again: Wyoming 35, Texas Tech 33 2 OTs
Never play this again: No. 15 Oregon 81, Portland State 7
What? North Carolina 31, South Carolina 17
Huh? Duke 28, No. 9 Clemson 7
Are you kidding me? Colorado 45, TCU 42
Oh. My. God: No. 8 Florida State 45, No. 5 LSU 24
Told you so: Rutgers 24, Northwestern 7
COACHES
Wish I was him: Deion Sanders, Colorado
Glad I’m not him: Billy Napier, Florida
Lucky guy: Bret Bielema, Illinois
Poor guy: Matt Rhule, Nebraska
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: James Franklin, Penn State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Brian Kelly, LSU
Desperately seeking … anything: Dave Aranda, Baylor
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Georgia
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Ohio State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: East Carolina
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Duke
Dang, they’re good: Alabama
Dang, they’re bad: Boston College
Did the season start? South Carolina
Can the season never end? Notre Dame