The Envelope, Please: Week Seven Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
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GAMES
Play this again: No. 7 Washington 36, No. 8 Oregon 33
Never play this again: No. 6 Penn State 63, UMass 0
What? No. 21 Notre Dame 48, No. 10 USC 20
Huh? Arizona 44, No. 19 Washington State 6
Are you kidding me? Missouri 38, No. 24 Kentucky 21
Oh. My. God: Pitt 38, No. 14 Louisville 21
Told you so: Iowa 15, Wisconsin 6
COACHES
Wish I was him: Jonathan Smith, Oregon State
Glad I’m not him: Mike Locksley, Maryland
Lucky guy: Dana Holgorsen, Houston
Poor guy: Neal Brown, West Virginia
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Deion Sanders, Colorado
Desperately seeking … anything: Scott Satterfield, Cincinnati
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Michigan
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Louisville
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Cal
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Stanford
Dang, they’re good: Florida State
Dang, they’re bad: Michigan State
Did the season start? South Carolina
Can the season never end? Iowa
