The Envelope, Please: Week Six Awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
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GAMES
Play this again: No. 23 LSU 49, No. 21 Missouri 39
Never play this again: Nebraska 20, Illinois 7
What? No. 1 Georgia 51, Kentucky 13
Huh? UCLA 25, No. 13 Washington State 17
Are you kidding me? Wyoming 24, No. 24 Fresno State 19
Oh. My. God: Georgia Tech 23, No. 17 Miami (Fla.) 20
Told you so: No. 12 Oklahoma 34, No. 3 Texas 30
COACHES
Wish I was him: Brent Venables, Oklahoma
Glad I’m not him: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame
Lucky guy: Lincoln Riley, USC
Poor guy: Steve Sarkisian, Texas
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Jeff Brohm, Louisville
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mario Cristobal, Miami (Fla.)
Desperately seeking … anything: Gus Malzahn, UCF
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Michigan
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Kansas State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Virginia Tech
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Arizona
Dang, they’re good: North Carolina
Dang, they’re bad: Arizona State
Did the season start? TCU
Can the season never end? Oregon State