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The Envelope, Please: Week Three Awards

On3 imageby:Tom Dienhart09/17/23

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …

MORE: Week One | Week Two

GAMES

Play this again: No. 18 Colorado 43, Colorado State 35 OT

Never play this again: No. 19 Oklahoma 66, Tulsa 17

What? South Alabama 33, Oklahoma State 7

Huh? Miami (Ohio) 31, Cincinnati 24

Are you kidding me? Ohio 10, Iowa State 7

Oh. My. God: Florida 29, No. 11 Tennessee 16

Told you so: No. 8 Washington 41, Michigan State 7

COACHES

Wish I was him: Deion Sanders, Colorado

Glad I’m not him: Josh Heupel, Tennessee

Lucky guy: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri

Poor guy: Jay Norvell, Colorado State

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State

Desperately seeking … anything: Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Kansas State

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Illinois

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: South Florida

Dang, they’re good: Texas

Dang, they’re bad: Stanford

Did the season start? Virginia Tech

Can the season never end? Kansas

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