The envelope, please: Week Two awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …
MORE: Week One
GAMES
Play this again: No. 17 North Carolina 40, Appalachian State 34 2 OT
Never play this again: No. 14 LSU 72, Grambling 10
What? Northwestern 38, UTEP 7
Huh? Miami 48, No. 23 Texas A&M 33
Are you kidding me? No. 11 Texas 34, No. 3 Alabama 24
Oh. My. God: Washington State 31, No. 19 Wisconsin 22
Told you so: Kansas 34, Illinois 23
COACHES
Wish I was him: Steve Sarkisian, Texas
Glad I’m not him: Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M
Lucky guy: Hugh Freeze, Auburn
Poor guy: Dave Aranda, Baylor
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Mike Elko, Duke
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Nick Saban, Alabama
Desperately seeking … anything: Matt Rhule, Nebraska
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Ohio State
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Utah
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Stanford
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Washington State
Dang, they’re good: Notre Dame
Dang, they’re bad: UConn
Did the season start? Texas Tech
Can the season never end? Colorado