10 Things Not to Say to a Police Officer

[PrestonyteParrot]

Had to share this.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125MPH to keep up with me. Good job.
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. Gee officer. That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning too.

 

[Sparklecity]

This reminds me of the girl that got pulled over and she told the officer as he was giving her her ticket, " I didn't think you gave pretty girls tickets." He said, " We don't!"

 

[PrestonyteParrot]

I saw this sign at a computer repair shop the other day which read,
''Has anyone tried unplugging the United States and plugging it back in''?

 

[bayrooster]

I saw this sign at a computer repair shop the other day which read,
''Has anyone tried unplugging the United States and plugging it back in''?

 

[Gamecock Jacque]

How dare you stop the President on his way to a very important.... Oh my God officer, someone has kidnapped the President!

 

[GlockCock]

Had to share this.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125MPH to keep up with me. Good job.
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. Gee officer. That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning too.

Good list. I thought I had heard them all but you came up with a few I’ve never heard before.

 

[Silverspur02]

Had to share this.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doing about 125MPH to keep up with me. Good job.
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. Gee officer. That's terrific. The last officer gave me a warning too.

11. Do you like Glazed or Chocolate covered? I got both...
12. Can I get a double cheeseburger, fries, and a coke?

 

[Anon1674955375]

Chris Rock has a great take on this.

 

[bayrooster]

Chris Rock has a great take on this.

Classic!