*****100% dedicated thread to Shart stories*****

[BornesBurner]

Anyone know why these happen to good people?

 

[BornesBurner]

I am impressed that no one has experienced a shart

 

[Ichabod]

I was on a date the other day and after going to a baseball game, we started bar hopping. We get to this one bar and I started getting bubble guts. Handed her my card and said “Gotta use the bathroom, can you grab me a Miller and whatever you want”.

Ran to the bathroom and cut about 15 people. Some were pissed so I just yelled “Bubble guts” and most got it. Then proceeded to unload a bunch of liquid evil.

 

[Tuamuchspeed]

I was on a date the other day and after going to a baseball game, we started bar hopping. We get to this one bar and I started getting bubble guts. Handed her my card and said “Gotta use the bathroom, can you grab me a Miller and whatever you want”.

Ran to the bathroom and cut about 15 people. Some were pissed so I just yelled “Bubble guts” and most got it. Then proceeded to unload a bunch of liquid evil.

You should've made her hold your hand. Diarrhea or divorce, Ich.

 

[Ichabod]

You should've made her hold your hand. Diarrhea or divorce, Ich.

We haven’t made it to the thunder buddy stage just yet. Plus it was bar sharts. They get scary

 

[Randlepinkloyd]

I’m sharting in the toilet right now

 

[BornesBurner]

We haven’t made it to the thunder buddy stage just yet. Plus it was bar sharts. They get scary

More of a second date type thing, I get it

 

[Ichabod]

More of a second date type thing, I get it

Nothing says 2nd date like playing battle *****

 

[TMAC1414]

not enough fiber OP.

 

[DocHolliday1887]

@BornesBurner Nobody is posting in this because you haven't put any asterisks or OFFICIAL on the thread title.

 

[BornesBurner]

@BornesBurner Nobody is posting in this because you haven't put any asterisks or OFFICIAL on the thread title.

Fixed it, good call

 

[BornesBurner]

not enough fiber OP.

Last time I ate too much fiber, I shot through a key hole at 20 yards

 

[TMAC1414]

Speaking of sharts again, I had the stomach bug this weekend and sharted myself no less than 3 times. Id sneeze, shart, cough, shart. Lets say me and my rear end have trust issues right now. Going to have to have some trust tree talks.

 

[OneParticularHarbour]

If you want a good shart story, eat some Kashi GOLEAN cereal and just wait about an hour.

 

[BornesBurner]

Speaking of sharts again, I had the stomach bug this weekend and sharted myself no less than 3 times. Id sneeze, shart, cough, shart. Lets say me and my rear end have trust issues right now. Going to have to have some trust tree talks.

It really is a sad time in life, when the one butt hole you got let’s you down

 

[BornesBurner]

If you want a good shart story, eat some Kashi GOLEAN cereal and just wait about an hour.

I do not know what this is, however I did try a prune one time. I have never sprinted so fast to send the browns to the Super Bowl in my life

 

[Bolden1983]

McAlisters Salad and Olive Garden salads make me **** through a screen door.

 

[Wienerwagon]

Y'all are some rookies for not posting this already.

 

[Six Tool Player]

I was on a date the other day and after going to a baseball game, we started bar hopping. We get to this one bar and I started getting bubble guts. Handed her my card and said “Gotta use the bathroom, can you grab me a Miller and whatever you want”.

Ran to the bathroom and cut about 15 people. Some were pissed so I just yelled “Bubble guts” and most got it. Then proceeded to unload a bunch of liquid evil.

Saw sharting and thought it was a thread about Marley.
Carry on

 

[Six Tool Player]

McAlisters Salad and Olive Garden salads make me **** through a screen door.

Who says you’re not all class?

 

[Bolden1983]

Who says you’re not all class?

I'm bougie as fuq

 

[Motley Tide]

Speaking of sharts again, I had the stomach bug this weekend and sharted myself no less than 3 times. Id sneeze, shart, cough, shart. Lets say me and my rear end have trust issues right now. Going to have to have some trust tree talks.

Sharting was easily the worst issue I had during Covid