a modest proposal for DWS seating

DerHntr · Apr 17, 2008

I was looking at faculty pay last year out of curiosity. I picked Finance because I knew those fellas made a lot of cash and was curious how much it really was. Then I searched today and found the info below on another website (by the way it is really damn hard to get info like this unless you are in the library). I realize what I have below is Southern Miss but I saw faculty pay at State in the same department while in the library last year. The USM pay is very comparable to the MSU pay at least in that department. Granted most of us will look at those amounts and think it is a lot of money...and it is. But the top guy at Southern makes just over half of what the top guy at South Carolina makes. Again, this is very similar to pay at State in Finance.

Trust me.....you can make a lot more money elsewhere. And guess what, you have people that actually don't like living in Starkville. Hard to believe isn't it? So give them some perks, keep them here for less pay, and it is probably a wash when looking at the entire university's bottom line. Hell it may come out in the good for the bottom line.

Finance Faculty Salaries in USM's CoB vs. South Carolina-Based Institutions Academic 2007-08 Name Rank Institution Salary ___ Roenfeldt Professor U. of South Carolina $228,055 Niehaus Professor U. of South Carolina $222,266 Yan Assistant U. of South Carolina $169,600 Koch Professor U. of South Carolina $166,055 Tsyplakov Assistant U. of South Carolina $164,000 Powers Associate U. of South Carolina $155,940 Pierce Associate U. of South Carolina $155,000 Yan Assistant U. of South Carolina $154,800 Zhang Assistant U. of South Carolina $147,393 Alexander Professor Clemson University $143,289 Bradley Assistant Clemson University $137,056 Mann Professor U. of South Carolina $132,100 Springer Professor Clemson University $127,694 McElreath Professor Clemson University $120,276 Lindley Professor USM's CoB $116,398 Spivey Professor Clemson University $116,293 Morgan Associate Clemson University $115,709 Riley Professor Francis Marion University $111,384 Clark Associate USM's CoB $110,678 Wolf Associate Clemson University $110,211 Benefield Assistant College of Charleston $108,149 Harris Associate Clemson University $107,565 Bryant Adjunct Assistant College of Charleston $105,000 Liu Assistant College of Charleston $105,000 Wiley Assistant College of Charleston $105,000 Evans Associate College of Charleston $103,250 Hughes Assistant Francis Marion University $102,776 Keene Assistant Coastal Carolina University $102,498 Small Assistant Coastal Carolina University $101,500 Hood Assistant USM's CoB $101,003 Waller Professor Clemson University $100,950 Malik Assistant USM's CoB $ 95,000

DerHntr · Apr 17, 2008

cue mutt the hoople. i think he was attacked by a faculty member.

BigMotherTucker · Apr 17, 2008

DovaDawg said:
BS ... move the students further into the new endzones, eliminate about 5-8 seats per row making it so that you can actually fit in the seat space, reallocate the removed seats to the section where the students were before they were pushed further into the new endzone and TA-DA seats filled.

As a fellow fat ***, I agree totally.

FlabLoser · Apr 17, 2008

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FlabLoser · Apr 17, 2008

I wondered if anybody would catch that. Ya see, making the changes I propose would be as well received as eating children.

DerHntr · Apr 17, 2008

1. like i said it is difficult to find this info and it was readily available. so i used it. call me lazy.
2. even though the numbers were readily available you may want to rethink your logic. if i compared us to the 2nd poorest state east of the MS River and they still kick our asses in salary then intuitively it would make my argument stronger and your comment extremely dumb.

cowbellpresident · Apr 17, 2008

FlabLoser · Apr 17, 2008

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