Abandon All Hope.......

[Porkchop.sixpack]

it was this, Mr. Congeniality:

If you really have two teens and you're posting on Sixpack, you're probably a pretty cool mom.

Posting on a message board makes a person anything but cool. Can you imagine the collective geekiness represented by posters on message boards, Sixpack notably not excepted? But, it sure was swell of you to make someone feel welcome. You are a regular message board welcome wagon.