I started thinking to myself, "it won't take much more to get the rebels started". Well, I see that I was right. Whiney *** rebel fans. Start making **** up about Croom, Melvin, or the great recruiter himself, Gene Swindoll. And of course, the reason we cheat or threaten recruits is to offset the alluring powers of the great rebel IPF. Dear God, please let there be no IPFs in heaven. If it isn't asking too much, let there be an alphabet that doesn't have F, P, or I even. And all of this **** is grand coming from a fan base of a school that has spawned the likes of Dickie Scruggs, Scott McKinney, and countless other angels. Now, I know that MSU has it's share of boosters willing to help out. But that **** isn't going to hold water because I firmly believe (and I don't believe too much) that Croom would rather lop off his own nuts than allow a player to be paid on his watch. I am saying this because it won't be long in coming from them that they have it on good authority that certain recruits have been given this or that. Dear Lord, give me the strength to weather the storm that our rebel brethren will heap upon us for the next six months. Serenity now. Serenity now. Serinity now. </p>