This is the way God intendedIf you ever doubt that this place is an unequaled and beautiful refuge for the most irredeemable cuntdick Mississippi State fans on the internet, please note that we are over 30 responses now and all we have are honest answers and aggressive efforts to find the funny.
No one even considered condemning this beautiful thread or the OP.
America is still 17'n America by gawd!!!!
ignore him... his midget BF broke him with him a few weeks back...If you ever doubt that this place is an unequaled and beautiful refuge for the most irredeemable cuntdick Mississippi State fans on the internet, please note that we are over 30 responses now and all we have are honest answers and aggressive efforts to find the funny.
No one even considered condemning this beautiful thread or the OP.
America is still 17'n America by gawd!!!!
Those priest/preacher daughter can be freaking naughty. Speaking from experience on this one.She was 4'11", red headed, the daughter of our church's priest and we did it multiple times.
I'm going to hell for sure now.
So you're the short guy who used to always hang out at the BSU?Those priest/preacher daughter can be freaking naughty. Speaking from experience on this one.
Username checks outI’m 5’4”, I’d imagine some of the ladies I slept with in my younger days would have clicked yes on this post.
I'm Episcopal, not Catholic, our priest can get married.Do what now?
I just looked it up and unfortunately Kristen Bell is 5'1". Does not qualify or else she would be high (low?) on the list.Little disappointed this hasn't morphed into Select the Slut, Elf Edition.
We will discuss pirates in a different thread**Does a girl with one leg count ?
I'm aware, but forget Episcopalians use "priest" - when I hear it, I automatically think CatholicI'm Episcopal, not Catholic, our priest can get married.
At 1.4M total in the USA, it is one of the smallest congregations of any, about the same size as Jehovah's Witnesses. Lutherans are 2X the size of both.I'm aware, but forget Episcopalians use "priest" - when I hear it, I automatically think Catholic
Tell me that you have been married for 10 plus years without telling me.......Does a 4 foot 11 Italian wife count? If so, then once or twice.
What we really need is a midget Friday NSFW threadSPS Magazine is on furlough. Maybe I'll start a gofundme and we'll do a midget, er, fun-sized centerfold.
How did she “hear” the question? Do you sit and read SPS out loud to yourself?My wife heard the question and said, "You must be reading the Six-Pack."
Some folks have vision problems and use text to voice - could be that.How did she “hear” the question? Do you sit and read SPS out loud to yourself?
Possibly. You take whatever her height is minus a foot.Does a girl with one leg count ?
Sixpack using text to voice seems like a dangerous and joyous adventure...Some folks have vision problems and use text to voice - could be that.
Could also be like my wife, and if I laugh at anything on my phone she asks me what it is.Some folks have vision problems and use text to voice - could be that.
Select posts that I find very humorous.How did she “hear” the question? Do you sit and read SPS out loud to yourself?
Me too. I laugh hysterically at something and she asks who said what on the board.Select posts that I find very humorous.
You will get here as an old couple someday. You look for anything to entertain you.
SlowNo but I bet a lot of guys on this board commits a felony every time they take a piss. You know the one that is illegal for a grown man to touch a little boy's penis.
Just wondering.