Books/Headlines you won't see published - LSU**

[dawgstudent]

 

[jethreauxdawg]

You can’t put that in Gumbo.
-Anyone south of I-10/12 in Louisiana

 

[aTotal360]

"That Smells like Shlt. Don't Eat It." - The entire LSU fanbase

 

[Darryl Steight]

"Winning Isn't Everything: A policy handbook on when to turn down certain donor money" - From the Files of the LSU Athletic Department

 

[GloryDawg]

"I can't color in this book."

 

[FlotownDawg]

“Guide to speaking the King’s English” by Ed Orgeron

 

[Drebin]

"Rogers throws for 623 yards and 5 touchdowns as MSU lights up the scoreboard and routs the LSU Tigers"

 

[AlCoDog]

“Mustard Sucks” by any LSU fan

 

[ZombieKissinger]

“How My Pet Opossum and I Survived the Great Famine” by any LSU fan

 

[Col. Forbin]

Responsible Hospital Accounting - OLOL

 

[Shmuley]

“Coaching without the Cringe.” -Pretty much any LUS head coach post-saban.

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

This may be the most posts in one of these lists where everybody has got the idea.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Putting Children First: A Guide to Priorities

 

[HumpDawgy]

Where to find a good bookstore

 

[Dawgs_4_life]

"How to treat opposing fan bases with respect" - by LSU

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

You can’t put that in Gumbo.
-Anyone south of I-10/12 in Louisiana

Actually t would be you can. People in real Cajun country get upset if there are tomatoes in gumbo. Like Texas people get upset about beans in chili

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

"How to treat opposing fan bases with respect" - by LSU

How not to piss on the walls and floors in doorman hall. By drunk lsu fans

 

[willi13]

“I like this stuff called deodorant” - Tater from Thibodaux

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

"When I graduated from Louisiana state University"-by most lsu fans

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

Roadkill is not a delicacy -an article by someone named Broussard from Port Allen

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

Cracklins, what are those? - a short story by someone named Leblanc from Lafayette

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

How to win a championship in the modern era without getting a star from the transfer portal. By lsu

 

[was21]

Don't ask what it is....just eat it (LSU tailgate)

 

[Maroon Eagle]

All of them except for The Cajun Night Before Christmas

 

[The Peeper]

"Just Because They Make It In Your Size Doesn't Mean You Should Wear It"
by: Kim Mulkey

 

[Villagedawg]

Why Your 8 Year Old Should Not Curse and Spit at Opposing Fans--by Matthieu Lafont Lazare Boutin

 

[HuskyBDawg]

How to Speak Southern --by Coach Brian Kelly

 

[Lowdog]

The most correct method and edict for throwing piss balloons from the upper deck of your home stadium on visiting fans.
Written by Vetile Bussard in a shack somewhere in the marsh in south Louisiana.

 

[onewoof]

 

[Dawgs_4_life]

How not to piss on the walls and floors in doorman hall. By drunk lsu fans

or Throw a beer bottle thru the back of your truck window that is parked on University. Classy folks.

 

[dawgman42]

John Bond - THE Mayor of Baton Rouge by those Death Valley game attendees from the 80s still with functioning livers