Bourbonmeyer.com gives some handy team introductions for TAMU... Sorry if Germans
Some of my favorites:
South Carolina:The state’s chief exports are depression and suicide. Rainbows and sunshine go there to die.
LSU:Tiger fans are known as corndogs. They HATE being called corndogs. They prefer to be called ********.
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Mississippi:Houston Nutt has no qualms about taking a kid who has a rap sheet as long as it translates into some W’s, which in Nutt’s case, seldom ever does.</p>