I pay for access so I can read the articles which are usually good. However there are some serious homers that post on the message board.
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Future Sports Section Article (Enjoy)!! </div> _________________________________________________ <div id="post_message_101013"> Bulldogs Have Special Guest
In preparation for the 2015 BCS national championship an unfamiliar presence was seen on the sidelines. Brett Favre was in town watching his nephew ,Dylan who is reigning SEC player of the year, prepare to face Oklahoma in the 2015 Nokia Sugar Bowl. "Im very happy for him and the guys. They are good kids. Im really proud of Dylan. I mean he's doing something I never did which is playing for a national championship." When asked how does it feel to have a famous uncle Dylan replied "he's my uncle so its cool" with a calm and focused look on his face. The bulldogs will be leaving in two days to travel to New Orleans.
Mullen To Notre Dame?
Coach Dan Mullen wanted to end all rumors now. "Im the head coach at MSU. I plan on being there for as long as they will have me. I love Starkville. I plan on retiring here"
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt!!
The title should say it all. Houston Nutt was just suspended from coaching by the NCAA for two years for remarks he made during a recent recruiting weekend. The rebels hosted 22 visitors. Nutt went on to speak at half-time of the basketball game. Now this is where it gets wacky Nutt who is fuming mad due to recruits being interested in MSU took the mic and began screaming "YALL NEED TO SWIM TO THE MOFO BOAT". The recruits were in disbelief and so were there parents. That was the final nail in the coffin. It didn't help that he hasn't won an Egg bowl since 2008. The rebels are on a coaching hunt and will announce the hiring of offensive genius Sylvester Croom in the next 24-48 hrs. Croom is most know for winning 2007 coach of the year at MSU and exchanging text with his celebrity football friends. This was announced at the MSU-UNC basketball game where the dogs won convincingly 78-55. When the news was announced at the hump the building erupted into laughter!!
The bulldogs pick up 3 verbals over the weekend
The bulldogs received 3 big commitments over the weekend. Peyton Manning Jr, Junior Seau Jr, and Emmit Smith Jr all made pledges to be bulldogs. They were unavailable for comment. Not to be outdone the rebels also picked up a commitment. Adam "Pacman" Jones Jr has made his verbal pledge to the rebels. Jones went on to say "what can I say mane. oxfurd is cool. I mean its close to scrip clubs. I can make it rain in the rain"
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I mean is this guy seriously saying that Nokia is going to make that strong of a comeback by 2015????
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In preparation for the 2015 BCS national championship an unfamiliar presence was seen on the sidelines. Brett Favre was in town watching his nephew ,Dylan who is reigning SEC player of the year, prepare to face Oklahoma in the 2015 Nokia Sugar Bowl. "Im very happy for him and the guys. They are good kids. Im really proud of Dylan. I mean he's doing something I never did which is playing for a national championship." When asked how does it feel to have a famous uncle Dylan replied "he's my uncle so its cool" with a calm and focused look on his face. The bulldogs will be leaving in two days to travel to New Orleans.
Mullen To Notre Dame?
Coach Dan Mullen wanted to end all rumors now. "Im the head coach at MSU. I plan on being there for as long as they will have me. I love Starkville. I plan on retiring here"
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt!!
The title should say it all. Houston Nutt was just suspended from coaching by the NCAA for two years for remarks he made during a recent recruiting weekend. The rebels hosted 22 visitors. Nutt went on to speak at half-time of the basketball game. Now this is where it gets wacky Nutt who is fuming mad due to recruits being interested in MSU took the mic and began screaming "YALL NEED TO SWIM TO THE MOFO BOAT". The recruits were in disbelief and so were there parents. That was the final nail in the coffin. It didn't help that he hasn't won an Egg bowl since 2008. The rebels are on a coaching hunt and will announce the hiring of offensive genius Sylvester Croom in the next 24-48 hrs. Croom is most know for winning 2007 coach of the year at MSU and exchanging text with his celebrity football friends. This was announced at the MSU-UNC basketball game where the dogs won convincingly 78-55. When the news was announced at the hump the building erupted into laughter!!
The bulldogs pick up 3 verbals over the weekend
The bulldogs received 3 big commitments over the weekend. Peyton Manning Jr, Junior Seau Jr, and Emmit Smith Jr all made pledges to be bulldogs. They were unavailable for comment. Not to be outdone the rebels also picked up a commitment. Adam "Pacman" Jones Jr has made his verbal pledge to the rebels. Jones went on to say "what can I say mane. oxfurd is cool. I mean its close to scrip clubs. I can make it rain in the rain"
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I mean is this guy seriously saying that Nokia is going to make that strong of a comeback by 2015????