Camaros, Chargers, Challengers, Mustangs….which A-holes here drive one?

SirBarksalot

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And is the excessive noise due to a small penis? Seriously wtf is up with these vehicles and how loud they are? Seems like everyone who drives one is a fug stick.
 

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There's one in my neighborhood that comes thru every night/morning around 1. I'm not sure about their looks, or penis size, but It's loud as heck, sounds like crap, and wakes me up some nights. It's called cool. Man didn't ya know?
 

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There's one in my neighborhood that comes thru every night/morning around 1. I'm not sure about their looks, or penis size, but It's loud as heck, sounds like crap, and wakes me up some nights. It's called cool. Man didn't ya know?

Temple to rat tail hair length ratio has to be 1 to 12.
 

M R DAWGS

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I’ve got a Mr. cool in my neighborhood that drives a black mustang and he likes to drag race the connection road showing off his loud pipes every morning around 4:45-5:00. I truly hate that guy. I always know when he enters or exits the neighborhood.
 
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Xenomorph

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You haven’t supplied him the proper motivation to be more considerate.
 

Crazy Cotton

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My house is about 10 miles from Tail of the Dragon in the Smokies. Summertime I have packs of straight pipe Harleys come through; most obnoxious thing in the world. At least I know those stupid 17ers are all gonna be deaf as a doornail by the time they're 50.
 

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No different than F-150s, Silverados, or Sierras with straight pipes and cat deletes or 250/2500 diesel drivers with 12” exhaust tips who think coal rolling is cute. I think of it as a public service in which they’re announcing to those around them “Look out, here comes an a**hole.”
 

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In grad school, this prick used to speed his Miata thru the parking lot, blaring music. One day he literally was blasting the Frank Sinatra version of ‘old McDonald had a farm’.
But what really pissed us off was that he would always park in the handicap spot just because it was close to his apartment, and he clearly was not handicapped.
So one of my friends put a ‘*** parking only’ sign on his car one day. We’ll it turned out to be more true than we realized, and we narrowly avoided hate crime charges.
 

Hugh's Burner Phone

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In grad school, this prick used to speed his Miata thru the parking lot, blaring music. One day he literally was blasting the Frank Sinatra version of ‘old McDonald had a farm’.
But what really pissed us off was that he would always park in the handicap spot just because it was close to his apartment, and he clearly was not handicapped.
So one of my friends put a ‘*** parking only’ sign on his car one day. We’ll it turned out to be more true than we realized, and we narrowly avoided hate crime charges.

Owning a Miata should have been your first clue about this guy.
 

bully12

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My house is about 10 miles from Tail of the Dragon in the Smokies. Summertime I have packs of straight pipe Harleys come through; most obnoxious thing in the world. At least I know those stupid 17ers are all gonna be deaf as a doornail by the time they're 50.

Welp, I don't have straight pipes, but me and my Harley navigated the Dragon a few years ago. I made it to age 70 without going deaf, but a bad back and multiple surgeries thereon took me off my Hog recently. Frankly, going deaf was the last thing I ever worried about. . . . . .
 

SirBarksalot

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I see we have at least 3 owners here…

I’m assuming these things come off the lot like this? It’s rare you drive near one that doesn’t roar at some point. I mean I guess it seems cool when you’re driving them but Geebus F, they’re out of control. Might have something to do with locale. Everyone’s a NASCAR driver.
 

campshelbydog842003

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In grad school, this prick used to speed his Miata thru the parking lot, blaring music. One day he literally was blasting the Frank Sinatra version of ‘old McDonald had a farm’.
But what really pissed us off was that he would always park in the handicap spot just because it was close to his apartment, and he clearly was not handicapped.
So one of my friends put a ‘*** parking only’ sign on his car one day. We’ll it turned out to be more true than we realized, and we narrowly avoided hate crime charges.

The mental picture I have of this person blaring old McDonald had a farm through the parking lot has me laughing way harder than I should be.
 
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Well I have a procharged 67 camaro with 3” exhaust and two chamber flowmasters but it has a very deep and throaty sound. I actually hate and totally despise the high pitched and annoying sounds of the new vettes,camaros and mustangs. They sound like crap.
 

RiceDawg

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Loud cars and trucks on campus were terrible. Everyone around would roll their eyes except for one dude that would be somewhere in ear shot saying “hell yeah, brother”
 

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How many Camaros, Chargers, Challengers, and Mustangs were there around Shelby?

When Shelby was a MOB station the E4 mafia was full of them. Bunch of kids getting paid way more money than they had ever been paid in their life with the extra per diem and free apartment they were getting to work down there at the time. Some of those idiots rented rims by the week on their vehicles. When the MOB station shut down Shelby was like a car lot with all the for sale signs everywhere.
 

TimberBeast

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And is the excessive noise due to a small penis? Seriously wtf is up with these vehicles and how loud they are? Seems like everyone who drives one is a fug stick.

The real sound it’s making is look at me! look at me! look at me! look at me!
 

PhredPhantom

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My Tesla doesn’t have loud pipes but it’ll easily put every one of those cars you mentioned in the rear view mirror.
(Zero to 60 in 2.38 seconds)
 

PooPopsBaldHead

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Phred gets a pass... If I remember correctly, he flew F4 Phantoms (fighter jets.)

Him going ludacris mode in a Tesla is like the rest of depressing the sport mode on an F-150. And to his credit, he picked something as quiet as an Aggie's toot... No, the problem is Shane, the dude with the subdued punisher/American flag sticker on his back glass who thinks dropping the hammer on a modern muscle car at 2:00am in a residential neighborhood is as cool as Maverick buzzing the tower.
 

Jack Klompus.sixpack

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Agree, obnoxious noise. I’ve been hiking remotely in the Smokies and you can hear that crap from miles away. Sad thing is most of those guys have already hit 50. I also think it’s hilarious that they all think that they have to dress like a biker gang member to ride their bikes.
 

kired

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motorlovers... that's what we called them in high school
 

PhredPhantom

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Phred gets a pass... If I remember correctly, he flew F4 Phantoms (fighter jets.)

Him going ludacris mode in a Tesla is like the rest of depressing the sport mode on an F-150. And to his credit, he picked something as quiet as an Aggie's toot... No, the problem is Shane, the dude with the subdued punisher/American flag sticker on his back glass who thinks dropping the hammer on a modern muscle car at 2:00am in a residential neighborhood is as cool as Maverick buzzing the tower.

That’s correct, JoeLee’sSocks. I had 1,672 hours in the front seat of Phantoms back in the day. The Tesla won’t wake people up at night. The Phantom, on the other hand, would. The sound of two J-79’s in full re-heat (both engines in full afterburner) is better than Viagra.
 

SirBarksalot

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My Tesla doesn’t have loud pipes but it’ll easily put every one of those cars you mentioned in the rear view mirror.
(Zero to 60 in 2.38 seconds)
Almost mentioned how I’d like to drive up next to one of these Aholes in Tesla
 

bolddogge

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Proud owner of a 5th gen SS2 convertible and 4th gen Z28. Neither obnoxiously loud. Currently scoping out a 2nd gen. It's safe to say that I don't fit your stereotype though.
 

RocketDawg

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Doesn't the Tesla sound like a flying saucer at residential speeds (so people can hear it coming and not step out if front of it)?
 

Dawgg

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Proud owner of a 5th gen SS2 convertible and 4th gen Z28. Neither obnoxiously loud. Currently scoping out a 2nd gen. It's safe to say that I don't fit your stereotype though.

You do. You just don’t have the self awareness to realize it.
 

PhredPhantom

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Doesn't the Tesla sound like a flying saucer at residential speeds (so people can hear it coming and not step out if front of it)?

Not mine. It’s a 2017 model - before they added the external speaker with the artificial noise. I’ve heard it on newer cars and it seems to be barely audible unless the car is moving very slowly and you’re standing pretty close to it.
 

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It’s a damn epidemic. If it’s not acceptable for

People to smoke in most places then these loud *** vehicles should be banned as well. I think there are laws on the books in most places about running without a muffler but they aren’t enforced obviously. ********

Merry Christmas
 
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Uncle Ruckus

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I’ll answer your question with a question -
Are those people worse than the cocksuckers on crotch rockets that weave in and out of traffic, often going in between cars in each lane? I refer to those people as future roadkill
 
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