Can We Get Any Spring Football Info?

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I screw around on here talking about stupid stuff, because that's where I bring at least some value. But you people are really letting me down on what matters most.

The spring game is Saturday and what gives? I would assume to quit caring all together than go over to those other 2 boards of sad sacks and sunshine pumpers.

Any news on players that are showing out so far? Any new guys making noise? Does the offense have a begining of an identity? How about a kicker? Do we have a kicker?

Something-something about rumors being encouraged...

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Does the offense have a begining of an identity?

The long snapper identifies as a tight end.*

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

The long snapper identifies as a tight end.*

I probably deserved that.

 

[Dawgg]

The long snapper identifies as a tight end.*

If they identify their snapper as long, always swipe left. There is no good that can come of it.

 

[Drebin]

I screw around on here talking about stupid stuff, because that's where I bring at least some value. But you people are really letting me down on what matters most.

The spring game is Saturday and what gives? I would assume to quit caring all together than go over to those other 2 boards of sad sacks and sunshine pumpers.

Any news on players that are showing out so far? Any new guys making noise? Does the offense have a begining of an identity? How about a kicker? Do we have a kicker?

Something-something about rumors being encouraged...

We've got an air raid QB handing the ball off, about 2x more WRs than we need, one converted TE, and almost the entire DL out injured. But other than that, it should be pretty good.

The O/U on made field goals in the spring game is 0.5. I'm taking the under.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

We've got an air raid QB handing the ball off, about 2x more WRs than we need, a converted TE, and almost the entire DL out injured. But other than that, it should be pretty good.

The O/U on made field goals in the spring game is 0.5. I'm taking the under.

Well ****. Now I hate that I even asked.

 

[Drebin]

Well ****. Now I hate that I even asked.

I thought a typical SPS answer was in order.

I actually think we're going to be alright. But I don't think the spring game is going to tell us much of anything.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

The O/U on made field goals in the spring game is 0.5. I'm taking the under.

Because our offense can’t be stopped and our defense can’t stop anybody