DDDY V: Quarterfinal Voting is Open

615dawg

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">(1) Forrest Moore/dad vs. (8) Paul Finebaum</span>
Who has the biggest ego between this two juggernauts?

Forrest Moore is a former MSU pitcher - Despite a ERA of over 9.00, Forrest was destined for greatness. Until John Cohen came to Starkville. Mean ol' John Cohen cussed his players, made them actually work, and didn't think hurt feelings were a reason to be on the DL. Forrest Moore lost his scholarship, but because he (and/or his dad) felt like he was destined to greatness, he decided to sue MSU/Coach Cohen for $14 million. And the summons was served prior to a baseball game. In Oxford.

Paul Finebaum is the voice of Alabama sports radio. During the Cam Newton saga, he was an outspoken voice, especially against Mississippi State, Dan Mullen, Scott Strickin. He even made some comments negative to Megan Mullen. His show has sparked douchiness for years, but this year, Harvey Updyke took things to a new level.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....e-dad-vs-8-Paul-Finebaum

<span style="font-weight: bold;">(4) Doug Foster vs. (5) Mike Slive</span>
Its a battle of attorneys - in a contest to determine the biggest douchebag!

Doug Foster is an Ole Miss alum, an Oxford-based attorney who has been the attorney of record for two plantiffs in cases involving MSU over the past year. First, he sued MSU and the Southeastern Conference because some drunk guy talked too much and got knocked out - with a cowbell. He is also representing Forrest Moore in his hurt feelings case against MSU.

Mike Slive is the defending DDDY champion. As commissioner of the Southeastern Conference, he is charged with representing every institution - However, he strongly favors certain ones. Riding a series of bad officiating and a decision to sit on his hands at the wrong time to last year's title - calling out MSU in the Cam Newton saga wasn't a great move - especially while the allegations were amongst the serious in college football history.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....g-Foster-vs-5-Mike-Slive

<span style="font-weight: bold;">(2) Cecil Newton vs. (7) Cam Newton</span>
Could not have written the script for this quarterfinal matchup.

Cecil is Cam's dad. He was in this contest last year for the "Rented Mule" comment, this year he gets in by virtue of admitting that he shopped Cam to Mississippi State (but not Auburn).

Cam is Cecil's son. He may very well not have known, but the carry over of his recruitment still doesn't sit well with many at MSU - especially after a season where he won the Heisman, led his team to a national championship, was the #1 draft pick in the NFL and said in an SI article that he wanted to come to MSU.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....l-Newton-vs-7-Cam-Newton

<span style="font-weight: bold;">(3) C.J. Johnson vs. (6) Ole Miss Grad</span>
The Ole Miss pod of the DDDY.

C.J. Johnson was a highly touted recruit who played MSU to the very end. Then he comes out and speaks derogatory of MSU after he signs with Ole Miss. Reports of his mom getting a new job at a law firm, showing up at a softball tournament in Louisiana in a Range Rover (and subsequently threatening to kill someone) led to a strong bid for C.J.,

Ole Miss Grad is the epitome of the Ole Miss stereotype. Pisses on everything maroon, probably. But a couple of comments this year put him in a different realm than your typical Ole Miss douche. First, he made light of Ryan Duffy by telling a MSU poster to "Jump into a shallow ocean," then he made light of Nick Bell's funeral. Even if he wins the DDDY, and I think he's a darkhorse, he's still a loser.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....hnson-vs-6-Ole-Miss-Grad
 

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">(1) Forrest Moore/dad vs. (8) Paul Finebaum</span>
Who has the biggest ego between this two juggernauts?

Forrest Moore is a former MSU pitcher - Despite a ERA of over 9.00, Forrest was destined for greatness. Until John Cohen came to Starkville. Mean ol' John Cohen cussed his players, made them actually work, and didn't think hurt feelings were a reason to be on the DL. Forrest Moore lost his scholarship, but because he (and/or his dad) felt like he was destined to greatness, he decided to sue MSU/Coach Cohen for $14 million. And the summons was served prior to a baseball game. In Oxford.

Paul Finebaum is the voice of Alabama sports radio. During the Cam Newton saga, he was an outspoken voice, especially against Mississippi State, Dan Mullen, Scott Strickin. He even made some comments negative to Megan Mullen. His show has sparked douchiness for years, but this year, Harvey Updyke took things to a new level.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....e-dad-vs-8-Paul-Finebaum

<span style="font-weight: bold;">(4) Doug Foster vs. (5) Mike Slive</span>
Its a battle of attorneys - in a contest to determine the biggest douchebag!

Doug Foster is an Ole Miss alum, an Oxford-based attorney who has been the attorney of record for two plantiffs in cases involving MSU over the past year. First, he sued MSU and the Southeastern Conference because some drunk guy talked too much and got knocked out - with a cowbell. He is also representing Forrest Moore in his hurt feelings case against MSU.

Mike Slive is the defending DDDY champion. As commissioner of the Southeastern Conference, he is charged with representing every institution - However, he strongly favors certain ones. Riding a series of bad officiating and a decision to sit on his hands at the wrong time to last year's title - calling out MSU in the Cam Newton saga wasn't a great move - especially while the allegations were amongst the serious in college football history.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....g-Foster-vs-5-Mike-Slive

<span style="font-weight: bold;">(2) Cecil Newton vs. (7) Cam Newton</span>
Could not have written the script for this quarterfinal matchup.

Cecil is Cam's dad. He was in this contest last year for the "Rented Mule" comment, this year he gets in by virtue of admitting that he shopped Cam to Mississippi State (but not Auburn).

Cam is Cecil's son. He may very well not have known, but the carry over of his recruitment still doesn't sit well with many at MSU - especially after a season where he won the Heisman, led his team to a national championship, was the #1 draft pick in the NFL and said in an SI article that he wanted to come to MSU.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....l-Newton-vs-7-Cam-Newton

<span style="font-weight: bold;">(3) C.J. Johnson vs. (6) Ole Miss Grad</span>
The Ole Miss pod of the DDDY.

C.J. Johnson was a highly touted recruit who played MSU to the very end. Then he comes out and speaks derogatory of MSU after he signs with Ole Miss. Reports of his mom getting a new job at a law firm, showing up at a softball tournament in Louisiana in a Range Rover (and subsequently threatening to kill someone) led to a strong bid for C.J.,

Ole Miss Grad is the epitome of the Ole Miss stereotype. Pisses on everything maroon, probably. But a couple of comments this year put him in a different realm than your typical Ole Miss douche. First, he made light of Ryan Duffy by telling a MSU poster to "Jump into a shallow ocean," then he made light of Nick Bell's funeral. Even if he wins the DDDY, and I think he's a darkhorse, he's still a loser.

Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....hnson-vs-6-Ole-Miss-Grad
 

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However, let's not foget Slive's douchiest comment this year when, in support of Cam maintaining his eligibility, he stated that the Newton's didn't violate SEC bylaws because although Cecil asked for money, he never "agreed to accept it."

What a douche.</p>
 

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There was some tough competition, especially between Mike Slive and Doug Foster. That was almost a coin toss for me. <div>
</div><div>The father/son match-up was a tough choice, as well</div><div>
</div><div>The 1/8 match-up was probably the most straight-forward. I expect Forrest Moore (and dad) to make a deep run in this years tournament. </div><div>
</div><div>The toughest match-up of all? Ole Miss Grad and CJ. That is the match-up of the ages. Whoever makes it through that alive certainly deserves it. </div><div>
</div><div>I think Mike Slive will defend his title, but he has some outstanding competition this year if he wants to "two-peat"</div>
 

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but here's what it came down to for me. Being a dickhead is something that we've all had to learn to accept at some point in our lives because there are millions of them out there. Douchebaggery, on the other hand, is a somewhat rare ability to take things to a completely different level and Mike Slive finds himself doing this time and time again.

I almost gave him a pass this year because I think that he played a big part in getting us into the Gator Bowl. However, I then replayed the Camgate saga in my head and remembered how that son of a ***** tried to deflect the SEC's complete ineptitude that involved sitting on information for 6 months by pointing the finger at MSU's "wrongdoing". That bastard wanted to sweep this thing under the rug and he knows it, but rather than sacking up, he tried to spin it around by blaming the only party that did anything right throughout the whole fiasco. 17 him
 

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I went with Foster because of the suits. I considered Slive because he did do what you said; however, the info requested didn't specifically quote Cam and thus didn't fit SEC rules/guidelines/whatever you want to call it. I don't think there wasn't really anything he could do against MSU at that time except express frustration.</p>
 

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1) Forrest Moore vs Paaaawl Finebaum: Finebaum's doing what he needs to do to generate listeners in Alabama. Auburn is in Alabama, so he'll take their side to keep his listeners happy. Forrest Moore's ****** got hurt and he sued his former coach because he couldn't hack it. No contest, Forrest Moore wins hands-down here.

2) Doug Foster vs. Mike Slive: Foster may be a douche for the manner in which he served Cohen's papers, but at the end of the day he's doing his job. Slive's handling of the Newton situation wherein he blamed the messenger makes him a much bigger douche.

3) Cecil vs. Cam: Cecil, no contest, hands down. I don't blame Cam for going to Auburn when they started waving the money. He switched early enough that we could make plans to get someone else. But he switched because of pressure from his old man, who as a preacher is supposed to embody Christian values like honesty, integrity, keeping your word, and silly things like that.

4) CJ Johnson vs Ole Miss Grad: This was the toughest for me, but at the end of the day making light of crippling injuries to one of your rival's players and the death of another trumps anyone choosing one school over another, no matter how it came about. Congrats, Ole Miss Grad - you are not only a douche, you're a dickhead as well!
 
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I see he hasn't changed since he was the C-USA commissioner whose actions created the athletic hell hole that my alma mater is now doomed to wander.
 

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Ultimately went with Slive and Ole Miss Grad. I reviewed the whole series of what he posted on Nafoom back in November and found the way he not only didn't retract his comment but doubled down on it was the epitome of douchiness. But against CJ, it was a tough decision.<div>
</div><div>Also, I accidentally voted for Cam. Cecil will probably win in a landslide, but if Cam wins by one vote it will be another lucky victory of his on a way to a championship.</div>
 

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I mean, I originally liked Cecil in that matchup, but I think Cam is really the bigger douche here. He is reaping all the rewards for portraying this innocent victim role. He knew the score. Plus, all the kiss blowing, and the Cammy Cam Juice BS. Yeah, Cam...you're a DOUCHE!
 

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are gonna make it close. I could even see Forrest Moore with the upset, and we all know Slive will be back next year.
 

615dawg

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and come out of no where and win this thing.

Running funeral smack and making light of Ryan Duffy is far douchier than a 6 seed. I'll be surprised if he doesn't knock out CJ Johnson, CJ is just playing the yearly role of douchebag recruit. Pat Patterson has done that. Sure, CJ is a sexy pick - a current Ole Miss player, someone most would have liked to have seen in maroon, but "Go jump into a shallow ocean" followed by ridicule from his own fanbase, followed by more smack - that's douche.

Forrest Moore/Ole Miss Grad is the final I see.
 

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Either Cecil NewtonorOle Miss Grad will win this.
 

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Bill Clinton takes notes.

Pretty sure 'ol Bill got "but I didn't inhale" from Mike Slive.
 

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if he doesn't make it thru this round.......His name is still fresh on the mind of a lot of MSU folks......
 

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I'm sure Cecil will win that matchup, and maybe he should, but I went with Cam. That ******** prima donna and his grandstanding make me want to vomit.<div>
</div><div>Also went with...</div><div>
</div><div>Moore</div><div>Slive</div><div>CJ</div>
 

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seems like a couple more didn't see anything wrong with the funeral smack