DDDY V: Semifinals Announced - THE FINAL FOUR OF DOUCHE!

615dawg

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The semifinal matchups are now available. You can vote from now through Sunday. The championship matchup will be available Monday (I'm going out of town unexpectedly and will be unable to keep the earlier schedule)

Here are the results:

(1) Forrest Moore 143, (8) Paul Finebaum 35
(5) Mike Slive 117, (4) Doug Foster 60
(2) Cecil Newton 132, (7) Cam Newton 42
(3) CJ Johnson 98, (6) Ole Miss Grad 82 - That is a travesty.

However, a special guest sent me a preview of the semifinals for everyone ...



Yo, bitches, its the Double D here, taking a break from banging your girl to talk about the DDDY Final Four, fo sho.

You ******** need to recognize that no matter how hard you try, no DDDY champion will evah be as great as Double D. That punk *** Dustin Dawg that won two years ago would hit da ground before he stood up str8 if he was in the ring with me, Tapout style. Double D don't take no ****.

That Clemson ***** with the banana? He drives a 17ing GTO. Pontiac dont even exist anymore. He needs a Civic with ground effects like me. And Mike Slive - he should know his role and respect the Double D.

Now these losers that are trying to be recognized like the Double D can't handle it, but I'll talk about dem anyway - right after I take my shirt off for your mom to stare at me.

The first semifinal is between Forrest Moore and Mike Slive.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....st-Moore-vs-5-Mike-Slive</span>

Mike Slive? That old geezer trying to repeat in the DDDY? He barely beat another lawyer in the first round. Maybe I need to come back and make a few posts. I'm not selling Hondas anymore so I gotz some time between Playstation and dealing .. I mean, business transactions.

Forrest Moore. He had easy first round against that bald headed loser. This guy looks like he's going into seventh grade - yall ******** sure that he played college baseball?

The other semifinal is between Cecil Newton and CJ Johnson

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=69063</span>

That preacher man still in da news? I thought that was 5 years ago. I guess it was after I got out of da pen. Seems so long ago. I guess all the partying with 20 year old hotties every single night makes time go by fast.

C.J. Johnson? The only thing good that comes out of Ole Miss is the ****** that like to get on the Double D Train. CJ is straight up thug - he's fine by me. But he's jealous of me, just like you ********.

I've wasted a lot of time on you ********. Y'all keep sitting here on a football internet board instead of playing real football. The few of you losers that can afford to go on vacation this year do me a favor while you at the beach - keep your shirt on. I don't want to look at you.

Peace.

And if anyone of you losers have a job for the Double D, hook me up.
 

615dawg

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The semifinal matchups are now available. You can vote from now through Sunday. The championship matchup will be available Monday (I'm going out of town unexpectedly and will be unable to keep the earlier schedule)

Here are the results:

(1) Forrest Moore 143, (8) Paul Finebaum 35
(5) Mike Slive 117, (4) Doug Foster 60
(2) Cecil Newton 132, (7) Cam Newton 42
(3) CJ Johnson 98, (6) Ole Miss Grad 82 - That is a travesty.

However, a special guest sent me a preview of the semifinals for everyone ...



Yo, bitches, its the Double D here, taking a break from banging your girl to talk about the DDDY Final Four, fo sho.

You ******** need to recognize that no matter how hard you try, no DDDY champion will evah be as great as Double D. That punk *** Dustin Dawg that won two years ago would hit da ground before he stood up str8 if he was in the ring with me, Tapout style. Double D don't take no ****.

That Clemson ***** with the banana? He drives a 17ing GTO. Pontiac dont even exist anymore. He needs a Civic with ground effects like me. And Mike Slive - he should know his role and respect the Double D.

Now these losers that are trying to be recognized like the Double D can't handle it, but I'll talk about dem anyway - right after I take my shirt off for your mom to stare at me.

The first semifinal is between Forrest Moore and Mike Slive.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku....st-Moore-vs-5-Mike-Slive</span>

Mike Slive? That old geezer trying to repeat in the DDDY? He barely beat another lawyer in the first round. Maybe I need to come back and make a few posts. I'm not selling Hondas anymore so I gotz some time between Playstation and dealing .. I mean, business transactions.

Forrest Moore. He had easy first round against that bald headed loser. This guy looks like he's going into seventh grade - yall ******** sure that he played college baseball?

The other semifinal is between Cecil Newton and CJ Johnson

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=69063</span>

That preacher man still in da news? I thought that was 5 years ago. I guess it was after I got out of da pen. Seems so long ago. I guess all the partying with 20 year old hotties every single night makes time go by fast.

C.J. Johnson? The only thing good that comes out of Ole Miss is the ****** that like to get on the Double D Train. CJ is straight up thug - he's fine by me. But he's jealous of me, just like you ********.

I've wasted a lot of time on you ********. Y'all keep sitting here on a football internet board instead of playing real football. The few of you losers that can afford to go on vacation this year do me a favor while you at the beach - keep your shirt on. I don't want to look at you.

Peace.

And if anyone of you losers have a job for the Double D, hook me up.
 

Shmuley

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Double Douche, for a very brief stint, attempted to sell Hondas for Bob Boyte. Apparently somebody at Boyte finally got around to pulling the MFer's criminal history. But he made off with that tight civic sled as a parting gift.
 

615dawg

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But you can't argue with democracy.

Forrest Moore vs. Mike Slive - the two favorites, matched up in the semifinals. I think Forrest may take it.
CJ vs. Cecil - I think Cecil will roll here, but Ole Miss Grad would have given Cecil a better game.

A Cecil Newton/Forrest Moore final would be epic.
 

jmbeck

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It goes to show that most of you don't know the difference between someone that pissed you off and a complete and total fuckbag.
 

615dawg

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There is no way that what Ole Miss Grad did was way more douchier/******* than CJ Johnson being the recruit that spurned us.

There will always be a Pat Patterson or CJ Johnson - every year. But Ole Miss Grad is a genuine *******/douche - really, only Forrest should be competition for him.
 

aTotal360

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I'm not sure if it's unfortunate or brilliant on how well you can channel the Double D.
 

Hanmudog

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C34 did not make the Elite 8? How many times does this make it for him?

If he didn't have his kids around all the time then maybe he could concentrate on being a douche and quit being just a mediocre douchebag. I think if he would be a bigger douche during the year instead of just closer to time for DDDY then he would not have to face a high seed in the first round every year.
 

aTotal360

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We need to find a troll from a mid major conference to replace him.
 

Maroon Eagle

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The Reverend Newton's gonna roll over CJ. Moore-Slive will be an epic semifinal, and the winner of that contest versus Cecil would be awesome.</p>
 

rem101

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His comments were the douchiest of all douche. We will likely experience another CJ next year, or in the very near future. Hopefully we'll never have to deal with someone like Ole Miss Grad again.
 

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What he did was a lot worse than someone screaming "they talked bad about me on facebook!!" and running away like a 2 year old.
 

Irondawg

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CJ has no chance but I actually voted for him in the initial round over OM Grad and here's why. Being a douche on the internet is pretty easy to do and is actually almost 2nd nature to most OM fans that spend a lot of time on their rivals message boards.

However, I don't care if a recruit switches schools. Disappointed yes, but it happens. For instance I hold no real ill will against Cam b/c he was pretty honest "the money was too much". It is what is is and we all knew it. A lot of what CJ did in the real world during the end was just pitiful though.

And I'm voting for Slive b/c with Forrest Moore - what he did was pretty pitiful but the over the top "serve papers in Oxford before the baseball game" thing I have to think was the lawyer's idea and not his. Somebody tells me that was ll Mr. Moore's idea and things change. Otherwise it's just somebody hoping for an easy payday + i don't know the full story of what went on behind the scenes there.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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The difference between a douche and an a-hole is the douche keeps doing what he is doing and doesn't realize it. Ole Miss Grad doubled down on douchiness over the Nick Bell funeral. I had him winning it all, but not everyone voting here is an [redacted].
 

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I've read the infamous DoubleD threads on the remembers board but what I can't figure out is what was being discussed about him in the first place that got the chick on there to defend him and then the ladies man himself.
 

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i stealz b workn # boyz hondaui

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PBRME

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I call ******** on that one, and demand a recount. OleMissGrad mustofhad his friends and family come vote for CJ. There are only 2 people that truly deserve this award and they are Cecil and OMG.
 

jakldawg

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recruiting has been, is, and always will be sleazy as hell and full of last minute changes of heart. It's the nature of the beast, and kinda sad that so many take it personal. Funeral smack is just so much douchier.
 
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For strong candidates like Ole Miss Grad who didn't quite earn the title but left a memorable impact, there should be a special feature on the site:

America's DDDY: Lost Douches