Me at the airport this morning, wearing a PSU jacket:
TSA agent: Tough loss yesterday.
Me: Sadly, it’s the same thing every year.
TSA agent: That’s James Franklin for you.
Me:
TSA agent: Franklin just can’t bring in a top wide receiver who can get downfield.
Me: He used to — Godwin, Hamler, Dotson. Just not the last couple of years.
TSA agent: Maybe he needs more NIL money.
Me: It isn’t really the PSU way, but I can’t argue with you.
TSA agent: That’s the name of the game today.
Me:
I’m such an a$$hole. Seriously, who wears a PSU jacket to Newark Airport the day after that loss?