Drunk and lighting fireworks

[tacodawg]

Happy New Year to the pack. I ain’t gonna make it to midnight so I figured I’d say it now.

If you’re out drinking, get a 17ing Uber or call a friend, whatever ya gotta do to stay alive or free. Y’all be safe and Happy New Year to all you great (even you Irish) sumbitches!

Hail State!

 

[CochiseCowbell]

May the Tacodawg Saga continue for many more years. Don't blow your enchilada off & stay away from your guns.

 

[tacodawg]

I appreciate your concern for my enchilada. It’s seen equally worse things as a bullet.

 

[Mobile Bay]

Shouldn't you be impregnating a nuthouse redhead?

 

[tacodawg]

That was accomplished yesterday and probably again later tonight.

 

[turkish]

So all’s forgiven over the body work on your truck? Or she’s still making restitution?

 

[mstateglfr]

Every circus needs a clown.

Make it to the new year safely.

 

[Dawg_4_lifes]

Wild redheads are great! They are fun and make lawyers rich. My lawyer loves my dumb decisions.

 

[tacodawg]

Nothing is forgiven nor forgotten just put on hold for a few strok- I mean seconds, at a time.

 

[tacodawg]

Every circus needs a clown.

Make it to the new year safely.

Damn golfer, am I the clown?

 

[turkish]

Damn golfer, am I the clown?

Your gat really intimidated him.

 

[tacodawg]

Your gat really intimidated him.

If that intimated him wait until I send Jessica his way.

 

[tacodawg]

^name reveal

 

[GloryDawg]

I don't consume alcohol in any form. Got drunk once when I was 16 and that was it. At home with wife tonight. I am going to watch season 7 of "The 100"

 

[tacodawg]

I don't consume alcohol in any form. Got drunk once when I was 16 and that was it. At home with wife tonight. I am going to watch season 7 of "The 100"

I’ll drink to that

 

[SirBarksalot]

Wild redheads are great! They are fun and make lawyers rich. My lawyer loves my dumb decisions.

They’re great till they aren’t…believe me.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Happy New Year to the pack. I ain’t gonna make it to midnight so I figured I’d say it now.

If you’re out drinking, get a 17ing Uber or call a friend, whatever ya gotta do to stay alive or free. Y’all be safe and Happy New Year to all you great (even you Irish) sumbitches!

Hail State!

Yes, Everyone get a DD or Uber if you're drinking. We need every sarcastic ******* we have own this board and your dog won't understand why you never came home.

Happy New Year!

 

[SirBarksalot]

Yes, Everyone get a DD or Uber if you're drinking. We need every sarcastic ******* we have own this board and your dog won't understand why you never came home.

Happy New Year!

Unfortunately, I’m afraid your target audience isn’t looking at the pack. If they are, they need additional help.

 

[tacodawg]

Idk I’ve been shitcanned at Glory Bound in Os while checkin the board. If it saves one of our sorry asses I’m cool with it

 

[TimberBeast]

Nice, I like Glory Bound but I miss Leo’s.

 

[tacodawg]

I was a server at Leo’s at 17 years old. Made stupid money.

ETA: maybe even more money on a daily basis than I did when I started at the shipyard.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Unfortunately, I’m afraid your target audience isn’t looking at the pack. If they are, they need additional help.

Yeah but at least I can say I tried.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

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Shouldn't you be impregnating a nuthouse redhead?

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

I was a server at Leo’s at 17 years old. Made stupid money.

ETA: maybe even more money on a daily basis than I did when I started at the shipyard.

You should have worn those long, baggy cargo shorts and you would have made less money and gotten more sleep and not be so easily swayed by the red headed sirens.

 

[tacodawg]

You should have worn those long, baggy cargo shorts and you would have made less money and gotten more sleep and not be so easily swayed by the red headed sirens.

Doc upstairs would love a word with you

 

[maroonmadman]

Fun in the bed but snakes in the head, that's what you get when you date a red.

 

[Dawg_4_lifes]

I know. I married 2 and still have not learned the lesson.