ED Meds

[The Cooterpoot]

Dang! I'm nearing 60 and poon's got a stronger hold on me than ever!

Just so much you can do with one poon in a committed relationship. No need to impress. No new tricks after so long. It's competition with quality sleep. And sleep is gaining momentum.
Now, if I was single, I'd be flinging youngun' yogurt left and right and pounding it from the top rope on the regular.
And zinc is the single best thing if you want to drive railroad spikes with your pecker. Cocaine is up there too.

 

[ronpolk]

It may be because I’m getting older and I’m attracted to women my own age but it does seem the Gen Z college girls look like children. When I was at State they didn’t seem so immature looking.

That happened to me around 30 or so. One football season, most of those girls appeared only a few years younger than me and the next they looked like 14 year olds

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

If you're in a long-term, monogamous relationship, it's hard to be hard. May be a lifestyle choice, but biology rules. Unless you got a young, or young looking slice for a wife. Again biology.
Talk to your doctor about ways to make your pecker harder. They got all sorts of stuff.
Best not to share this kind of thing on a public forum, particularly not SPS. Unless you just need to share for some sort of sick psycho-sexual reason.
BUT since you did: "WATERMELON RINDS!" Eat as much of it as you can. Been doing it for 50 years. Never fails.

 

[GloryDawg]

Masturbation fights ED as you get older.********

 

[bolddogge]

I was told my whole life that peppers were good for blood flow. So, jalapeños on everything.

I would highly discourage a topical application.

 

[BingleCocktail]

At what age did some you older dogs start experiencing erectile dysfunction? What meds or methods worked for you?
I’m still getting rock hard myself, but this is the one thing in my life I want to be well prepared for in case I’m blindsided in the future.
thank you
Pk Dawg

NB4DA*OCK

 

[tired]

Just change up women

 

[HumpDawgy]

I haven't heard good things about that stuff..........

What....are you some kind of authority on it?

 

[Chesusdog]

At what age did some you older dogs start experiencing erectile dysfunction? What meds or methods worked for you?
I’m still getting rock hard myself, but this is the one thing in my life I want to be well prepared for in case I’m blindsided in the future.
thank you
Pk Dawg

Thanks for keeping us abreast of your dong situation. I hope you find the info you need for when your disk gets floppy.

 

[DawgsOnTheWing]

This thread is going to be great.

Just now seeing this, and the very first thought to my mind upon seeing the title before opening the thread was this will may be SPS Remembers worthy....

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Agree with this, especially regarding younger people being a little thicker. It’s odd though because younger people now days seem to be either in really great shape or chubby/fat.

All depends on if they play travel sports!!!

Just kidding, sort of. But what I'm seeing is that people LOVE to pay money to get into shape. Sports practices, gym, cross-fit, whatever. Why not take a walk? Work in the yard?

Then as soon as they quit the paid stuff, here comes the flab. That's why you young guys better be looking at the girls' work ethic and their moms, because after they quit soccer/cheerleading/etc., game on for the flabasses and big booties.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I had sincerely hoped this was a complaint about mods on that other board with a typo. Would've been even funnier.

I never think to even look at that board any longer. I used to occasionally visit just to lurk and read, but the level of ED over there is too strong for me.

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

You calculate it by taking your age and adding it to the number of years of marriage you've had to the same woman, the one you've been with over and over, something that seems like forever cause it's been so long and it's now really familiar, the one you see every day and wake up to all the time. That sturdy, reliable loving woman unlikely to ever grace an IMPP appreciation thread. Take that number and add to it the number of years it's been since you've both taken a shower together with the secondary purpose of actually getting clean. If that number is over 50, do yourself a favor and get some assistance. But remember, the missus might not be as excited about this as you will be.

Kidding aside, low-dose cialis is also being used to treat prostate health issues.

Over 50? I did the calculations and the number is 118. I guess that I am doomed.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

"Hold up on that carwash!" as Sheriff Buford T. Justice would say. I am very familiar with the small town of Fulton and per capita, I will put them up with just about anyone, anywhere.

I was going to use Holcomb instead of Fulton, but I've spread a bunch of seed to Holcomb gals potentially causing a conflict of interest.

 

[johnson86-1]

All depends on if they play travel sports!!!

Just kidding, sort of. But what I'm seeing is that people LOVE to pay money to get into shape. Sports practices, gym, cross-fit, whatever. Why not take a walk? Work in the yard?

Then as soon as they quit the paid stuff, here comes the flab. That's why you young guys better be looking at the girls' work ethic and their moms, because after they quit soccer/cheerleading/etc., game on for the flabasses and big booties.

This is truth, but it's still a crap shoot. I've seen girls that were naturally hot never put any work into it as they get older and let themselves get obese. I've seen girls that worked and stayed in shape when they were younger (presumably because they had to) give up and let themselves go after they get married, particularly after a child or two. I've seen girls that were naturally hot let themselves go a little bit, and then realize that being seen as attractive is important to them, and get serious about getting and staying in shape. I don't know that I've ever seen a chunky girl really get in shape after getting married. I'm sure it's happened, but seems like the worst bet of them all.

Regardless, I find a good tactic anytime we hear about a husband cheating or asking for divorce, I either say "Well, that's a shame; I wonder how much her letting herself go contributed to that..." or, if it involves a woman that has kept in shape, "That's surprising...wonder what caused that because she has kept herself in shape." And if you have a male that is sticking with an obese wife, occasionally make the point of "That's really impressive that he's sticking with her through this and not running around on her..."

 

[thatsbaseball]

Is it just me or has the talent in the southeast dropped off somewhat?...my hot take is that obesity seems more prevalent than it did 15 years ago.

I know at the beach the last two years we've wondered if there's a national shortage of mirrors.

 

[paindonthurt]

@Cooterpoot, @paindonthurt, @Drebin

I don’t have sex all the time but when I do I go for quantity.

4hims is the way to go.

 

[LordMcBuckethead]

Sitting here at my office facing Main Street as three college girls job braless by my office window wearing what best could be described as a jogging "skirt" ..... no idea what you mean.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Sitting here at my office facing Main Street as three college girls job braless by my office window wearing what best could be described as a jogging "skirt" ..... no idea what you mean.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[dawgoneyall]

At what age did some you older dogs start experiencing erectile dysfunction? What meds or methods worked for you?
I’m still getting rock hard myself, but this is the one thing in my life I want to be well prepared for in case I’m blindsided in the future.
thank you
Pk Dawg

Will take your word for it….pictures not required

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Over 50? I did the calculations and the number is 118. I guess that I am doomed.

Yeah, my number is pushing 100. Ability is no where near the problem. I'm married so availability is definitely the problem. Who'ed a thunk it all those years ago when looking for a wife?

 

[ronpolk]

After reading through this whole thread and reading about you old 17’s and your dick problems, I’m realizing that we are less than 5 years away from an “OT: Nursing Home recommendations” thread******

 

[PK Dawg]

After reading through this whole thread and reading about you old 17’s and your dick problems, I’m realizing that we are less than 5 years away from an “OT: Nursing Home recommendations” thread******

Sounds like we still have a lot of strong dicks from what I can tell. Good on you old folks!

 

[ronpolk]

Sounds like we still have a lot of strong dicks from what I can tell. Good on you old folks!

Haha… unfortunately, we are all probably closer to needing help than we’d like to admit

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Masturbation fights ED as you get older.********

God does not approve**

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

God does not approve**

This discussion is more in my arena..

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

For you younger guys that are still working, stress plays a big factor for both you and the Mrs. once you both get retired you will most likely find that both of you still have more gas in the tank than you thought. Being tired and stressed from normal work misery is not a good recipe for fun. Retirement is kind of like being in high school again with a steady girlfriend and no homework.

 

[Dawgbite]

For you younger guys that are still working, stress plays a big factor for both you and the Mrs. once you both get retired you will most likely find that both of you still have more gas in the tank than you thought. Being tired and stressed from normal work misery is not a good recipe for fun. Retirement is kind of like being in high school again with a steady girlfriend and no homework.

I need you to present this to the Mrs. Maybe a power point presentation or something.

 

[Podgy]

Over 50? I did the calculations and the number is 118. I guess that I am doomed.

Forgot to say I'm not good a math

Over 50? I did the calculations and the number is 118. I guess that I am doomed.

 

[PK Dawg]

For you younger guys that are still working, stress plays a big factor for both you and the Mrs. once you both get retired you will most likely find that both of you still have more gas in the tank than you thought. Being tired and stressed from normal work misery is not a good recipe for fun. Retirement is kind of like being in high school again with a steady girlfriend and no homework.

Currently rock hard reading this. Very much looking forward to the aging process!

 

[skipper.sixpack]

Wow. After reading all this I’m gonna wake up mrs skipper and “ knock some off “

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[FrontRangeDawg]

I'm in my 5th decade and in good shape, but I do have the beginnings of BPH (enlarged prostate). Cialis was first compounded and researched for treatment of BPH, and then they discovered that it also helps in other ways.

I used it for a while for that, and did notice that it shortened the refractory period. That was a good side benefit for going multiple rounds, even with the same old lady. Amazing what an Airbnb and no kids will do for a couple.

 

[Podgy]

After reading through this whole thread and reading about you old 17’s and your dick problems, I’m realizing that we are less than 5 years away from an “OT: Nursing Home recommendations” thread******

ED meds and a nursing home with unlimited, experienced females. Sounds like Spring Break to me. Hell yeah.

 

[Dawgbite]

ED meds and a nursing home with unlimited, experienced females. Sounds like Spring Break to me. Hell yeah.

An added side benefit is that you won't roll out of bed during the night.

 

[DoggieDaddy13]

For you younger guys that are still working, stress plays a big factor for both you and the Mrs. once you both get retired you will most likely find that both of you still have more gas in the tank than you thought. Being tired and stressed from normal work misery is not a good recipe for fun. Retirement is kind of like being in high school again with a steady girlfriend and no homework.

This is the way. Just make sure to bring the watermelon.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

All depends on if they play travel sports!!!

Just kidding, sort of. But what I'm seeing is that people LOVE to pay money to get into shape. Sports practices, gym, cross-fit, whatever. Why not take a walk? Work in the yard?

Then as soon as they quit the paid stuff, here comes the flab. That's why you young guys better be looking at the girls' work ethic and their moms, because after they quit soccer/cheerleading/etc., game on for the flabasses and big booties.

Strong advice on the mom. In most cases, she is eventually turning into her mom.