first joke on the new board...golfers

[Bkmtnittany1]

What does masturbation and 3 putting have in common? Answer: You hate to admit that you did it, but you know you are going to do it again!

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

However I can only do one of those in a day... while yesterday I did the other 5 times over a 4 four period

 

[91Joe95]

However I can only do one of those in a day... while yesterday I did the other 5 times over a 4 four period

Better living through chemistry.

 

[Thus Spake Mainer]

The shortest Gentile joke of all time:

Two Gentiles are having lunch. One says to the other, "How's business"?
The other Gentile says "GREAT"!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[anon1786720894]

The shortest Gentile joke of all time:

Two Gentiles are having lunch. One says to the other, "How's business"?
The other Gentile says "GREAT"!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw Jerry Seinfeld tell that one to Norm MacDonald.

 

[Corner Room Breakfast]

Woman golfer, gets stung by a bee on a golf course, hurries to First Aid where a doctor happened to be close by.

Doctor says " Where did you get stung " ?

Woman replies " Between the first and second hole"

Doctor replies " Maybe you should close your stance "

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Good looking babe walks into a pub and makes her way over to a guy she finds attractive. Starts up a conversation, finally the interested man asks her name. Woman replies, "My name is Carmen." Guy says, "Beautiful name." She responds, "I named myself, after the 2 things I love the most, cars and men!" What is your name?" The man smartly responds: "B.J. Titsengolf!"

 

[Thus Spake Mainer]

A golf pro was teaching a young lady how to drive. She was horrible. Couldn't hold the club properly, too loosely. Dribbled the ball only a few yards. The pro said to her, "Look, just pretend the club is boyfriend's manhood". So on the next shot she blasted it over 300 yards. The pro said "Great! But be careful, you may break some teeth with that driving technique"