first joke on the new board...golfers
- Thread starter Bkmtnittany1
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However I can only do one of those in a day... while yesterday I did the other 5 times over a 4 four period
The shortest Gentile joke of all time:
Two Gentiles are having lunch. One says to the other, "How's business"?
The other Gentile says "GREAT"!!!!!!!!!!!
Two Gentiles are having lunch. One says to the other, "How's business"?
The other Gentile says "GREAT"!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman golfer, gets stung by a bee on a golf course, hurries to First Aid where a doctor happened to be close by.
Doctor says " Where did you get stung " ?
Woman replies " Between the first and second hole"
Doctor replies " Maybe you should close your stance "
Doctor says " Where did you get stung " ?
Woman replies " Between the first and second hole"
Doctor replies " Maybe you should close your stance "
Good looking babe walks into a pub and makes her way over to a guy she finds attractive. Starts up a conversation, finally the interested man asks her name. Woman replies, "My name is Carmen." Guy says, "Beautiful name." She responds, "I named myself, after the 2 things I love the most, cars and men!" What is your name?" The man smartly responds: "B.J. Titsengolf!"
A golf pro was teaching a young lady how to drive. She was horrible. Couldn't hold the club properly, too loosely. Dribbled the ball only a few yards. The pro said to her, "Look, just pretend the club is boyfriend's manhood". So on the next shot she blasted it over 300 yards. The pro said "Great! But be careful, you may break some teeth with that driving technique"
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