Selmon: "You look like you got a few more series left in you."
Cox: "Nah, I'm fresh out."
Lebby: "You sure about that? Like.... seriously... I'm sure we could get you a Covid year waiver. It's a new world. Literally... people change their names legally all the time. I used to work for a guy named Joey Freshwater, but he had another legal name too. It's super easy to do, Jacob Fletchwater. See? We can get you in the lineup this week."