From The Onion but this could belong in Shmuley's redhead atrocity thread...

[Maroon Eagle]

This might become a new rule.

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Love Brett as a football player but I think we all know where his real punishment for this scam will come from and who will be delivering it.

Spoiler

Me

 

[Drebin]

Love Brett as a football player but I think we all know where his real punishment for this scam will come from and who will be delivering it.

Spoiler

Me

Isn't this what happens when someone sells their soul to you?