Goooooooo GAMECOCKS!!!

[preacher_dawg]

 

[Walkthedawg]

I’ve heard about that.

Makes zero sense. If the pilot had to eject… you should find the F-35 in assorted pieces around a smoldering crater nearby.

and they don’t have a radar location on it? Even if they were training and had it set up for stealth… the absence of the canopy should have fixed that.

Those planes are sneaky stealthy if even we can’t find it even after it crashes.

 

[L4Dawg]

It's probably at the bottom of one of the two big lakes in the area.

 

[mcdawg22]

I bet a Murdaugh stole it.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Get your money right and I'll come find that bad boy **

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I guess they'll have to start hiding apple airtags in F35s?

Seriously, this doesn't sound right, either whoever put out these tweets is an idiot or there are some shenanigans going on.

I read another article that stated the pilot put the airplane on auto pilot before punching out. I'm assuming the SOP is to point the plane down into a large body of water/uninhabited land before punching out as to do the least damage.

DE&I pilot selection?

 

[NawlBennyDawg]

So that's the SOB that stole my plane, must have left the keys to my F-35 at the hangar. Had it parked between my SR-71 Blackbird and my B-2 Bomber.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Did little Hunter go on a joy ride without telling the big guy?

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

So that's the SOB that stole my plane, must have left the keys to my F-35 at the hangar. Had it parked between my SR-71 Blackbird and my B-2 Bomber.

You live in Jackson?

 

[Drebin]

So, in 2023, our F-35 jets don't have tracking devices on board?

Thanks a lot, Biden.**

 

[Dawgs_4_life]

Finders Keepers??

 

[thekimmer]

I’ve heard about that.

Makes zero sense. If the pilot had to eject… you should find the F-35 in assorted pieces around a smoldering crater nearby.

and they don’t have a radar location on it? Even if they were training and had it set up for stealth… the absence of the canopy should have fixed that.

Those planes are sneaky stealthy if even we can’t find it even after it crashes.

Likely on the bottom of Marion or Moultrie which are a combined 170,000 acres of lake.

 

[NawlBennyDawg]

You live in Jackson?

Nah, if that F-35 landed anywhere in Jackson, I give it 15 minutes until it's fully dismantled.

 

[GloryDawg]

they know where it is.

 

[Dawgg]

Pepsi points finally came through.

 

[Mobile Bay]

So that's the SOB that stole my plane, must have left the keys to my F-35 at the hangar. Had it parked between my SR-71 Blackbird and my B-2 Bomber.

I know how you feel. A really short dude stole my F-14 out of the hanger not to long ago.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

 

[The Peeper]

Nah, if that F-35 landed anywhere in Jackson, I give it 15 minutes until it's fully dismantled.

Too many potholes to land it anywhere in Jackson

 

[SteelCurtain74]

Found it.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Amazing how quickly these bounty hunters jump into action. Saw the poster this morning on the old oak tree in Noxapater.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Found it.
View attachment 407721

Is it a Buy Now or auction? I hate competing against those Saudi princes!

 

[Jacknut]

I wonder what psyop is going on now? The military doesn't just "lose" an $80B jet. Something's up.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Heard on radio ALL military aircraft grounded. WTF
Hacked?

 

[msstatelp1]

In the Army if we lost something that big, we could at least blame it on the thing being camouflaged.

 

[SteelCurtain74]

Is it a Buy Now or auction? I hate competing against those Saudi princes!

Oh it's buy now and in the words of Randy Moss, "It's straight cash, homie".

 

[thatsbaseball]

In the Army if we lost something that big, we could at least blame it on the thing being camouflaged.

All kinds of rumors including the pilot didn't eject but was instead ejected.

 

[preacher_dawg]

Better brush up on your Chinese.

 

[dog99walker]

It is a stealth fighter plane, but they think they know where it is.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Rupert Jenkins]

Two meth heads saw the crash. 4 hours later they were at the can man thanks to a borrowed trailer and battery powered Sawzall. Party at the trailer tonight

 

[Maroon Eagle]

 

[Fritz!]

Every Army aircraft I’ve ever flown or seen had an ELT (emergency locator transmitter) on board. In other news, wouldn’t the transponder be on over CONUS, unless maybe it was a training area (we NEVER turned off the transponder).

 

[BulldogBlitz]

So, in 2023, our F-35 jets don't have tracking devices on board?

Thanks a lot, Biden.**

That's how you know the f35 was unvaxxed.

 

[thekimmer]

Missing jet found in Williamsburg county. I used to live in the area. Very rural county with lots of swampy timberland. Think of the terrain in the movie 'The Patriot' with Mel Gibson.

 

[thatsbaseball]

"Think of the terrain in the movie 'The Patriot' with Mel Gibson."

Makes me think about a low country boil. May whip one up this weekend.

 

[SteelCurtain74]

Here's an article that provides a little more information

Pilot of downed F-35 parachuted into residential backyard

The pilot “experienced a malfunction and was forced to eject” on Sunday, according to a situation report given to the Associated Press.

www.marinecorpstimes.com

 

[GloryDawg]

I have always heard since 1960 when the U-2 got shot down that all our top-secret planes have a self-destruct mechanism that destroys the plane when the pilot ejects. I think they knew where the plane was but did not want public finding it first and it is in a million pieces and don't want souvenir on eBay. I don't if all that is true or not. Just what I have heard in the past.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

That gives me even more faith in our military. We're losing planes, allowing high altitude balloons to fly across our country, and letting thousands walk in daily at the Southern border. I can bet you if they were coming in at Ellis Island, they Government would be raising all manner of hell.

I'm waiting for another 9/11 to happen.

 

[Chesusdog]

That gives me even more faith in our military. We're losing planes, allowing high altitude balloons to fly across our country, and letting thousands walk in daily at the Southern border. I can bet you if they were coming in at Ellis Island, they Government would be raising all manner of hell.

I'm waiting for another 9/11 to happen.

Except this time it'll be 9/11 × 1,000. That's right, 818.181818...