It’s the holiday for the rest of us.
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Happy Festivus
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Every day is Festivus here. Airing of grievances! 10-2 Boo fn Hoo. Franklin! WR! WE DESERVE BETTER! Start Pribula! Manny is god!
Going to settle in with the family tonight to watch the holiday classic .
Thanks for turning a joke and a mild laugh this morning into another of your incessant and unprovoked criticisms of fellow posters. But hey, you’ve coached football so you are the expert. Merry Christmas.
I've been waiting for a long time for this GD thread!!! WTF IS WITH THESE AHOLE PEOPLE WALKING ALONG SIDE OF THEIR SHOPPING CART INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT??? THE EFFING ISLES ARE ALREADY TOO NARROW! PUSH THE EFFING CART!!! (More to come throughout the day 
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Now that sets the standard. Well said. Looking forward to what else you have coming. Here’s mine - people who walk through a door and then stop. Remember Terry Tate the Office Linebacker? I wish he would just destroy those people!I've been waiting for a long time for this GD thread!!! WTF IS WITH THESE AHOLE PEOPLE WALKING ALONG SIDE OF THEIR SHOPPING CART INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT??? THE EFFING ISLES ARE ALREADY TOO NARROW! PUSH THE EFFING CART!!! (More to come throughout the day
Grocery store exits are notorious for that. People check out then stop either in or right around the doorway to read their receipt. Read the GD receipt somewhere else!!!
Since you got the ball rolling, people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, then step over to peruse the shelves, making the aisle impassable. Why not JUST KEEP THE FU@KINGCART IN FRONT OF YOU?!?!?!!!!!I've been waiting for a long time for this GD thread!!! WTF IS WITH THESE AHOLE PEOPLE WALKING ALONG SIDE OF THEIR SHOPPING CART INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT??? THE EFFING ISLES ARE ALREADY TOO NARROW! PUSH THE EFFING CART!!! (More to come throughout the day
....and insist on making it out by hand when the register will print everything on the check but the signature. Ever notice that these clowns have to ask the cashier at least three times for the amount?
Just ram their cart out of the way and give them a psychotic smile. It works for me every time.Since you got the ball rolling, people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, then step over to peruse the shelves, making the aisle impassable. Why not JUST KEEP THE FU@KINGCART IN FRONT OF YOU?!?!?!!!!!
Omg yes. I was moving through Walmart at a brisk pace a couple of weeks ago and it was like watching Star Trek where every one is moving so slow and you are moving normal and are like get out of my way. One person said he is in a hurry and another said don’t hit my son, who was 15 and meandering looking at the ceiling, as I passed by. Took me a minute to realize that was for me. Hey if you want to slow mall walk because you are retired that is great but the rest of us have a life,I've been waiting for a long time for this GD thread!!! WTF IS WITH THESE AHOLE PEOPLE WALKING ALONG SIDE OF THEIR SHOPPING CART INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT??? THE EFFING ISLES ARE ALREADY TOO NARROW! PUSH THE EFFING CART!!! (More to come throughout the day
Also, here in Myrtle you get behind golf carts on the street, they go 5-25 depending on the cart. Talk about patience. You want to pass but sometimes there maybe 3-4 in a row.
What about escalators especially as psu football game. They just stop to make the turn to the next one. Well guess what. Remember the escalator that you were just on? 500 people coming behind you and they have no where to go. So get off and move,
Walmart. Used to have a greeter. Now they have a guard, like George, at the end to check your items. Talk about the end of customer service. If you don’t trust us then hire some cashiers!!!
I have nothing but love for all here. In fact, as a token of my devotion, I have made a substantial donation to the Human Fund.
I have a big problem with the hard plastic shrink wrap executives. Who in an effort to save $0.005 cents per item make opening an item this Christmas an adventure in bloody fingers .
People who want to get onto elevators without waiting for the people on the elevator to leave first.
When people at the airport get on the moving walkway and stand blocking the whole damn thing - it's a moving WALKWAY not standway.
Do you know what this means? If not, stay the hell off of my roads.
And a Merry Christmas to you.Since you got the ball rolling, people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, then step over to peruse the shelves, making the aisle impassable. Why not JUST KEEP THE FU@KINGCART IN FRONT OF YOU?!?!?!!!!!
And walking down the aisle pulling the cart by their side. Taking 2 spaces.Since you got the ball rolling, people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle, then step over to peruse the shelves, making the aisle impassable. Why not JUST KEEP THE FU@KINGCART IN FRONT OF YOU?!?!?!!!!!
That’s so funny and original. Kudos. And yes, commenting ONE TIME via two short sentences is a “whine” and this jackass constantly interjecting his attacks on the BWICAC (again, hilarious) is fine. Because he is/was a coach and coaches do no wrong.
The use of the words, "literally", "Legit", "like" inappropriately in sentences. Add to that, the Upspeak/vocal fry phenomenon
A 4-way stop is not an excuse to show unnecessary politeness and wait for other cars to reach their stop signs so you can show your magnanimity by waiving them on instead of just following the laws of the roads and going when it’s your turn.
I don't trust the dumb fluffs to stop. So I wait. Self preservation, not being considerate.
'People' who stop on the road, holding up dozens of cars behind them, to allow some yahoo to get out of a business or something. Do they realize that by doing this they are 'helping' one person while telling possibly hundreds of others behind them to go screw themselves?
How about the jackasses that have to back into a parking spot everywhere they go and mess up traffic? JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BACKUP CAMERA DOESN'T GIVE THE RIGHT TO EFF UP THE ENTIRE PARKING LOT! USE THE GD CAMERA TO SAFELY BACK OUT OF THE SPOT YOU PULL INTO!!!!
and standing and watching their groceries being packed and when presented with the amount.....to THEN begin looking thru their purse.....the size of a backpack, to find their checkbook. Also, striking up a conversation about the weather or their grandchildren and distracting the person checking them out and putting the whole process on hold. Don't they have anyone who speaks to them at home.....is this the only time they get to speak to humans? Let's not forget disputing the price of an item and forcing the checkout clerk to call a manager for a price check and if proven saving 5 cents. Should I mention the person with 25 coupons?
How about those who leave those carts in the middle of the parking lot instead of walking the 10 feet to the collection area. Probably the same people. Jerks scratchin up my 87 Tercel.I've been waiting for a long time for this GD thread!!! WTF IS WITH THESE AHOLE PEOPLE WALKING ALONG SIDE OF THEIR SHOPPING CART INSTEAD OF PUSHING IT??? THE EFFING ISLES ARE ALREADY TOO NARROW! PUSH THE EFFING CART!!! (More to come throughout the day
Were we all stopped at a red light? If so, I’m that person letting you in. Why? Because I’ve been the person trying to get out of that business on a busy road with zero hope of getting out due to the crowd.
If you want troublemaker, it’s the person getting out of said business who then tries to cross more than one lane. That’s hazard territory.
Just put jackhole's cart away this morning. WHAT A LAZY PRICK TO DO THAT!!!
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