Headlines/Books you won’t see published - Alabama

[dawgstudent]

Proceed

 

[SteelCurtain74]

How to Have a Successful Marriage by Jay Barker.

 

[Motodawg]

How To Call A Fair Game by SouthEastern Conference

 

[YesIAmAPirate]

How to Stay Calm and Collected When Things Aren't Going Your Way by Nick Saban

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Advanced New Techniques and Best Practices In Forestry - Harvey Updike

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Refresh Your Grammar, Bammer!

A 3rd grade refresher focused on irony awareness and writing semi-legible complaints to SEC office.

1st edition printings come with bonus fentanyl patches in the dust cover.

 

[PBRME]

We don’t overreact over 1 loss. Sidewalk alum

 

[cowbell88]

Advanced New Techniques and Best Practices In Forestry - Harvey Updike

Chapter 1:
“A detailed look at the Spike 80DF Label”

 

[columbiadawg2]

Alabama: Our tips for handling defeat

 

[The Cooterpoot]

The Bear Bryant Museum: It's creepy as hell

 

[MSUGUY]

They’re not making 12” rulers any longer.

 

[onewoof]

1941: The Year We Won It All Outright

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Why I joined the Neil Young Fan Club

 

[dawgman42]

We Know TRUE MAROON - by the Walton Family

 

[dawgman42]

10/15/22: The Day of Calm in the Trailer Park.

 

[Walkthedawg]

The Best Way to Travel to Tuscaloosa and the Sights along the Way. — Mississippi Sidewalk Bama Fans.

 

[vhdawg]

This Is A Book, for the discerning Alabama fan

 

[wasabaka]

This one hurts to type:

Swing Your Sword: Score a Touchdown Against Alabama - Mike Leach, Foreword by Hal Mumme

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Grace in Defeat a memoir by Harvey “The Tree Poisoning Man”.

 

[Xenomorph]

Why we're confident it'll be finished on time - MSU fanbase.

 

[Mobile Bay]

101 reasons not to have sex with your relatives.

 

[thekimmer]

101 Reasons Why College Football Sucks

 

[Dawgg]

100 Regrets about not hiring Sly Croom in 2003 or 2007

 

[maroonmadman]

Losing with dignity and sportsmanship. By any Bama fan.

 

[$altyDawg]

Special Teams Wins National Championships, by Nick Saban

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"Dan Mullen Owns Us" by the University of Alabama

 

[Bullldawg78]

Dawgs win again!!!

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

Professors at the University of Alabama that challenged me academically- Typical Lauderdale/Lowdes/Jackson County Alabama fan

 

[HumpDawgy]

How to lose 2 games in a row - Nick Satan

 

[DerHntr]

Developing game plans to win road games - Mike Leach

 

[The Cooterpoot]

The night Will Rogers beat us with his legs- An Alabama Horror Story

 

[BossDawg78]

The Best Way to Travel to Tuscaloosa and the Sights along the Way. — Mississippi Sidewalk Bama Fans.

Best Walmarts in Mississippi to purchase Alabama apparel

eta: wait, that might be an actual book.

 

[BossDawg78]

Mississippi State University - The Thorn in Nick Saban's Side

 

[MeridianDog]

Proceed

"WE got beat by TN last week, which means MSU will also beat us this week"

 

[The Cooterpoot]

S h I t through a tin horn- The Mississippi State Series

 

[Armchair QB.sixpack]

Be All You Can Be: Sidewalk fans edition.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

They don't read books in AL.

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

How to Recover from Another Loss to Mississippi State
By Nick Saban

 

[kb549]

Answering Every Reporter’s Question with Dignity, Humbleness, and Respect: A Guide to Being a Professional at a Press Conferences
By Nick Saban
Forward by Marshawn Lynch