I Just Realized That Tomorrow Is The Last Friday Before The Summer Solstice............
...that the AR is going to star in the newest "Messin' With Sasquatch" commercial for Jack Links Beef Jerky. We all know how the AR is quite the photographer. I've heard that in the commercial, he coaxes Sasquatch to pose for a picture, then he moves in, and when he snaps the photo, a stream of water shoots out of the cameraand hits the beast in the face. Hilarity will ensue when the beast beats the AR to a pulp.
It has been told to me that this commercial is actually inspired by true events, but in the real story, the AR kicked Sasquatch's ***.
Happy <redacted> Day, everyone! Peace on earth, good will to all men!