I may just be “the right kind of person”.

[BobPSU92]

I received the following by e-mail yesterday from the Eberly College of Science:

”Don't miss out on an ideal spot to watch the Homecoming Parade, as well as networking with faculty and staff!

Please join us for the

Eberly College of Science
Alumni and Friends Homecoming Tailgate
on Friday, September 27 from 5:30 - 7:30 p.m.

the evening before Penn State takes on the the University of Illinois for Homecoming…”​

Granted, it isn’t Grand Marshal of the Homecoming Parade, but it’s right there in the middle of it all. Suddenly, I’m smelling pretty good.

 

[psuro]

Didn't you do your Master's at Illinois? So, would you show up wearing Illini gear?

And no, you smell awful.

 

[BobPSU92]

Didn't you do your Master's at Illinois? So, would you show up wearing Illini gear?

And no, you smell awful.

Ph.D. Wearing Illini gear would ensure that I got the “Go f*ck yourself” that I’m used to.

 

[psuro]

Ph.D. Wearing Illini gear would ensure that I get the “Go f*ck yourself” that I’m used to.

....and deserve.....

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

Ph.D. Wearing Illini gear would ensure that I get the “Go f*ck yourself” that I’m used to.

Wait until the staff members bring you your order of scones and lattes, then tell them to "go f^ck themselves" when the faculty holds their hands out for a generous tip or donation to the College.

 

[razpsu]

Wait until the staff members bring you your order of scones and lattes, then tell them to "go f^ck themselves" when the faculty holds their hands out for a generous tip or donation to the College.

My daughter is in school
Of eberly. Please stay away from her .

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

My daughter is in school
Of eberly. Please stay away from her .
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What major? I was in chemistry.

 

[Nitt1300]

If you're what's right, I want to be wrong.

 

[Keyser Soze 16802]

You're not

 

[razpsu]

What major? I was in chemistry.

Premed to start. She loves her chem professor he keeps blowing sh@$ up.

 

[Big_O]

I got the same invite. Since they didn’t give me a spot in the lead vehicle in the parade, I had to turn them down.

 

[Tom_PSU]

Ph.D. Wearing Illini gear would ensure that I get the “Go f*ck yourself” that I’m used to.

Stop limiting your liabilities and failures. Your being constantly told to go f*ck yourself has little if anything to do with your educational background.

 

[BobPSU92]

Stop limiting your liabilities and failures. Your being constantly told to go f*ck yourself has little if anything to do with your educational background.

It doesn’t help.

 

[Franklin Fan Boy]

Ph.D. Wearing Illini gear would ensure that I got the “Go f*ck yourself” that I’m used to.

There are few opportunities in life to align yourself with a winning team. Orange and Blue isn't necessarily a bad choice of attire.

10/23/2021 should serve as a reminder.

 

[step.eng69]

Ph.D. Wearing Illini gear would ensure that I got the “Go f*ck yourself” that I’m used to.

 

[ApexLion]

@BobPSU92 maybe you can sit near the grand marshal and pretend to be important? Just wave a lot at nothing in particular after downing a flask. That’s a grand marshal in a nutshell.

And no you are not the right kind of person according to Kenny.

 

[BobPSU92]

@BobPSU92 maybe you can sit near the grand marshal and pretend to be important? Just wave a lot at nothing in particular after downing a flask. That’s a grand marshal in a nutshell.

And no you are not the right kind of person according to Kenny.

I am going to stay away from the viewing stand.

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

I am going to stay away from the viewing stand.

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This is what the rest of us non-Ph.D's are up against...