If this isn't Ole Miss to the core, I don't know what is...

BigMotherTucker

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after a whiteknuckling dump than a mint or stick of gum.

/Oh, and I love to use the comb thats been floating around in theblue liquid.
 

TXDawg.sixpack

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Revamp concessions
Improve stadium aesthetics
Improve video board content
Consistency of logos

Didn't we start working on all of these things 2 - 3 years ago?</p>
 

AlCoDog

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There is NOTHING I need help with in the men's room. I think it's Tootsie's in Nashville that has thecubicle sizedrestroom with 2 attendants that are practically looking over your shoulder while you piss. They cause me to not wash my hands after I piss. Just stare at the ground and get the hell out of there.


No thank you
 

coach66

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in the bathroom thing. I wonder if they will be selling Brut and Polo cologne with a little swish of Scope to knock down the swiskey breath.
 

bulldognation

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It appears to me the biggest improvement they can make to the "gameday experience" is to actually win the game.

It's the **** they put on the field, not the gold toilets with attendants offering you a towel.
 

benatmsu

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I wish we could get a trough attendant to wipe my legs off after leaving the splash zone.
 

chew1095

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I also wonder what that delectable libation is submerged in the faux silver ice bucket.
 

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bulldognation said:
It appears to me the biggest improvement they can make to the "gameday experience" is to actually win the game.

It's the **** they put on the field, not the gold toilets with attendants offering you a towel.

That's obviously true, but that doesn't mean that everything else isn't important. I've always been disappointed in the way we handle gamedays. We've needed better gameday coordination in multiple areas. They're finally doing something about it. That's a good thing.

Winning is the most important thing, but you can win and have a disjointed gameday experience. The point is to maximize what you have going on off the field, so that whatever type on-field performance you get is that much better.
 

MeridianDog

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Probably have a work group looking for better blue cakes, too.

Maybe we could find a maroon cake.</p>
 

AlCoDog

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KurtRambis4

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bright note, due to the likely craptastic season the bears will have, the grove should set all kinds of attendance records for 2011!!1!
 

clintstone

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If you thought we had a man crush on Byrne it pales in comparrison to their current hard on for Michael Thompson.
 

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That's what a friend in Oxford told meabout Michael Thompson when they hired him.

ETA: typos
 

BCash

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We all agree with your overall point, but a bathroom attendant at a 17ing SEC football game is 17ing retarded. MAYBE in the skyboxes it would be ok.
 

Fresno Bob

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...and keep them from just getting nasty by halftime. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a little bit to keep eyes on drink pouring, too.

...but if you guys hadn't taken the opportunity to make fun of it, I'd have been highly disappointed.</p>
 

RonnyAtmosphere

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...I can just see the Clarion-Ledger headlines after the first game where the restroom attendant thing has been instilled:

Drunken Ole Miss Frat Boy Beats Restroom Attendant Silly


Then the article goes on to explain how a shitfaced Ole Miss frat boy careened into the men's room, shouting epithets & racial slurs at the attendant, then beat silly the attendant because the attendant "handed me the wrong colored towel."
 

RebelBruiser

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If we were talking about a guy handing out hot towels and offering a spritz of cologne and a mint, yea, that's way out of place. They're talking about having a guy there to make sure the restrooms don't run out of towels, toilet paper, or have overflowing toilets. That's reasonable. May be overkill, but during the halftime rush, it's not a bad idea.