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I would think his pull out game would be strong
I’d be the first person to get killed in every slasher film ever made.
Been a lot of rain this summer. If you need an ark, I Noah guy.
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one of my favorites...don't remember if I posted this before
Vocabulary Lesson
One day a little boy went up to his father to get some help on his vocabulary homework. He had a hard time figuring out what theoretically and realistically meant. He went to his father and asked, "dad, what does theoretically and realistically mean?"
His father said, "well son, if you want to know, then this is how you'll find out...go up to your mom and ask her if she would sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000."
The boy looked puzzled and said, "but what does this have to do with it?" "don't worry about it, just go do it." his father said. So the boy ran upstairs and came running back down 2 minutes later saying "Dad, Mom said she would do it."
His Father said, "good, now go ask your sister the same question you asked your mother now." The boy became confused again. but...but, "Trust me son, just go ask her and come back."
So the boy ran into his sisters bedroom and came back out to his father in a matter of a few seconds. "Dad, sissy said she would do too, but what does this have to do with what theoretically and realistically mean?"
His dad replied, "well son, theoretically I have 1,000,000 dollars and realistically we have two whores living in the house".
Vocabulary Lesson
One day a little boy went up to his father to get some help on his vocabulary homework. He had a hard time figuring out what theoretically and realistically meant. He went to his father and asked, "dad, what does theoretically and realistically mean?"
His father said, "well son, if you want to know, then this is how you'll find out...go up to your mom and ask her if she would sleep with a complete stranger for $500,000."
The boy looked puzzled and said, "but what does this have to do with it?" "don't worry about it, just go do it." his father said. So the boy ran upstairs and came running back down 2 minutes later saying "Dad, Mom said she would do it."
His Father said, "good, now go ask your sister the same question you asked your mother now." The boy became confused again. but...but, "Trust me son, just go ask her and come back."
So the boy ran into his sisters bedroom and came back out to his father in a matter of a few seconds. "Dad, sissy said she would do too, but what does this have to do with what theoretically and realistically mean?"
His dad replied, "well son, theoretically I have 1,000,000 dollars and realistically we have two whores living in the house".
The teacher asked Buckwheat to use "dictate" in a sentence. He stood up and said this: Hey Darla, how my dictate?
Anyone help me out, I don't understand the humor in this joke.
TIA
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the
hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a
butch, getting my best friends pvssy," the man moaned. The lady reached
over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop
worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pvssy. His pvssy is five to
six inches deeper."
TIA
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the
hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a
butch, getting my best friends pvssy," the man moaned. The lady reached
over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop
worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pvssy. His pvssy is five to
six inches deeper."
Husband says to his wife - "We have had a few good years, and I don't think there is anything you can say that can ever upset me, because I love you so much."
Wife says "Comparing you and your four brothers, you will be pleased to know you have the second largest penis".
Wife says "Comparing you and your four brothers, you will be pleased to know you have the second largest penis".
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