It’s the holidays, and The Buttcracker had to make an appearance.

[BobPSU92]

So I’m in Starbucks with my last wife last night. As I’m nursing my Chestnut Praline Latte, this huge mass of a man next to me stands up and starts to pack up his laptop, etc. Suddenly, he bends over to pick up a bag on the floor, and there it is. A huge pile of butt crack right in my face. His jeans were just a tad too small.

You really can’t unsee that. At least he stood back up and left quickly. Still, .

Thank the man upstairs for the weather thread. Time to thoroughly immerse myself in tits again.

 

[TheBigUglies]

So I’m in Starbucks with my last wife last night. As I’m nursing my Chestnut Praline Latte, this huge mass of a man next to me stands up and starts to pack up his laptop, etc. Suddenly, he bends over to pick up a bag on the floor, and there it is. A huge pile of butt crack right in my face. His jeans were just a tad too small.

You really can’t unsee that. At least he stood back up and left quickly. Still, .

Thank the man upstairs for the weather thread. Time to thoroughly immerse myself in tits again.

So, does he shave his arse or not?

 

[rudedude]

 

[Nittany1865Farmer]

So I’m in Starbucks with my last wife last night. As I’m nursing my Chestnut Praline Latte, this huge mass of a man next to me stands up and starts to pack up his laptop, etc. Suddenly, he bends over to pick up a bag on the floor, and there it is. A huge pile of butt crack right in my face. His jeans were just a tad too small.

You really can’t unsee that. At least he stood back up and left quickly. Still, .

Thank the man upstairs for the weather thread. Time to thoroughly immerse myself in tits again.

It's a sign from the Lord for you Bob!!! You are to embrace the butt crack and to swear off tits for life if you wish to have eternal life.

 

[psuro]

So I’m in Starbucks with my last wife last night. As I’m nursing my Chestnut Praline Latte, this huge mass of a man next to me stands up and starts to pack up his laptop, etc. Suddenly, he bends over to pick up a bag on the floor, and there it is. A huge pile of butt crack right in my face. His jeans were just a tad too small.

You really can’t unsee that. At least he stood back up and left quickly. Still, .

Thank the man upstairs for the weather thread. Time to thoroughly immerse myself in tits again.

Think of it as cleavage.

 

[BobPSU92]

Think of it as cleavage.

 

[psuro]

Hairy...stinky....cleavage.

 

[GrimReaper]

You need to carry a pack of firecrackers with you. Never know when they can become useful.

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

So I’m in Starbucks with my last wife last night. As I’m nursing my Chestnut Praline Latte, this huge mass of a man next to me stands up and starts to pack up his laptop, etc. Suddenly, he bends over to pick up a bag on the floor, and there it is. A huge pile of butt crack right in my face. His jeans were just a tad too small.

You really can’t unsee that. At least he stood back up and left quickly. Still, .

Thank the man upstairs for the weather thread. Time to thoroughly immerse myself in tits again.

What you should have done is say, “Hey, you want some caulking for that crack!”

 

[Mr. Potter]

Did you get a whiff?

 

[BobPSU92]

Did you get a whiff?

I quickly shifted my view to the Chestnut Praline Latte.

 

[Woodpecker]

I quickly shifted my view to the Chestnut Praline Latte.

 

[Paruffus]

Think of it as cleavage.

More like leave-ige!

 

[ODShowtime]

I expected this thread to be about marc Sanchez' appearance on TV yesterday.

 

[Bosco2]

How about a timeline here. How much time passed from when you saw the buttcrack until you posted? I mean, what were you doing in between those events?

 

[rudedude]

 

[PSUJam]

How about a timeline here. How much gas passed from when you saw the buttcrack until you posted? I mean, what were you doing in between those events?

FIFY

 

[Moogy]

I quickly shifted my view to the Chestnut Praline Latte.

So you went from the crack straight to the nuts. #lattelife

 

[Tom_PSU]

So I’m in Starbucks with my last wife last night. As I’m nursing my Chestnut Praline Latte, this huge mass of a man next to me stands up and starts to pack up his laptop, etc. Suddenly, he bends over to pick up a bag on the floor, and there it is. A huge pile of butt crack right in my face. His jeans were just a tad too small.

You really can’t unsee that. At least he stood back up and left quickly. Still, .

Thank the man upstairs for the weather thread. Time to thoroughly immerse myself in tits again.

I read the Thread Title incorrectly. I thought you were going to talk about the annual Christmas show “The Nutcracker”, and regal us with your culture and appreciation of Art.

 

[BobPSU92]

I read the Thread Title incorrectly. I thought you were going to talk about the annual Christmas show “The Nutcracker”, and regal us with your culture and appreciation of Art.

Remember, I have a culture problem, although I do appreciate Art.

 

[GrimReaper]

Remember, I have a culture problem, although I do appreciate Art.