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BigMotherTucker

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...<font color="#3D3D3D">it's time to put up the pole, prepare for the feats of strength. Happy Festivus, everyone; air your grievances in this thread.



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BigMotherTucker

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...<font color="#3D3D3D">it's time to put up the pole, prepare for the feats of strength. Happy Festivus, everyone; air your grievances in this thread.



/<font size="1">Stolen straight from fark.com</font></font>
 
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BigMotherTucker

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...<font color="#3D3D3D">it's time to put up the pole, prepare for the feats of strength. Happy Festivus, everyone; air your grievances in this thread.



/<font size="1">Stolen straight from fark.com</font></font>
 
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<span style="font-weight: bold;">lose</span> is not the same as <span style="font-weight: bold;">loose</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold;">to</span> is not the same as <span style="font-weight: bold;">too</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold;">where</span> is not the same as <span style="font-weight: bold;">were</span>

And there are many others that have been put forth by the grammatical geniuses that frequent the Pack.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas 17'ers!!!</span>
 
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All QB`s over 6` are not necessarily good QB`s and all QB`s under 6` are not necessarily bad QB`s BUT all football fans incapable of making that distinction are DUMBASSES.
 
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Then they never show up. Lame *** excuse each week why they couldn't show up. And living in Oxford 365 days a year blows.
 
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Beretta.sixpack

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I'm also not too sure about that pee pee on the butt thing.....never could get into that......that's actually kinda gross......but I will go with the rushing the 3 down lineman thing....******

edited to spell the word 'but' as 'butt' in this context.....hate to make grammatical errors on sps, and know that my mother was an english teacher......
 
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Donk.sixpack

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People who show up late at the taillgate, don't contribute a damn thing, then leave without helping clean up.
 
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-facebook stalkers
-rebel lurkers who post on a State message board that we are obsessed.
-whoever designs the flow of traffic on game day
-the woman in front of me who was so busy texting she sat through a green light
-those who yell for Stansbury's head if we win by 40 or win by 7 or lose by 1 or lose by 11
-any high school QB who would think it's a better deal to play football in West Virginia than to play in the SEC for a guy who has coached QBs to the NFL and the Heisman

And last, but not least:
-Sly Croom. I reserve the right to stay pissed as long as I want. After all, it's Festivus.
 
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Coach34

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1. NCAA- John Wall actually had a violation proved against him- is now playing....Sidney has no proven violation- has yet to sniff the court 2. Little Wooden's "stand around and watch" offense 3. Stansbury sheep delusional enough to believe we have had the 3rd best SEC basketball program the last 10 years 4. Anything posted by Hanmudog, Markymark, and Dawgbreeze
 
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1. Coach34's repeated rule 18 violations that go unchecked ("little wooden")

2. Along that same vein...Armchair coaches

3. Chad Jones

4. SEC Replay Officials
 
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DerHntr

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- the same people who disliked me for hunting are now the people who are leaders of the "organic food" movement. i have been eating "free range organic meat" for years you jack asses.

- people who are new to the message board who don't take the time to read it for at least a week prior to posting and then getting offended when they make themselves look like a dubmass and i call them on it

- not knowing how to reply

- LionZero

- not enough Shmuley posts

- anything and everything to do with Cam Newton and Renardo Sidney
 
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Beretta.sixpack

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DerHntr said:
- the same people who disliked me for hunting are now the people who are leaders of the "organic food" movement. i have been eating "free range organic meat" for years you jack asses.
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I can't tell you the awesomeness of this quote.....one of the best I have ever heard on the pack and its not even MSU related
 
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Jack At Shelter

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- Fans who think the quarterback has a third person point of view

- When worst comes to worst

- People who claim they are about to attempt complicated math to show how smart they are, and then completely 17 it up

- People who throw their hands in the air and say "It's good!" after bowling between a split

- Posters that assume I have an answer for any big MSU secret. I don't know if Cam Newton is going to be a bulldog. Kiss my ***.
 
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MrHooch

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MagnoliaHunter said:
Someone saying "I could care less", this means that you do care. Damn that drives me crazy.
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about what drives you crazy. See what I did there?

Now, on to my grievances:
1- low-brow, ignorant pieces of **** that work drive-thrus and NEVER get ANY order right.
2- Self-important douchebags that condescend to everyone else unnecessarily.
3- The whole circus around Cam Newton...
3.5- The whole circus around Renardo Sidney...
4- The whole circus around Brett Favre's umpteenth return to the NFL...
5- Terrorists and Pirates.
and finally...
6- No more Saddawg...

Edited to add: number 3.5, and kudos to shumley on beating me to the punch...
 
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Jack At Shelter said:
- People who throw their hands in the air and say "It's good!" after bowling between a split
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YES! I signed up a couple of years ago to bowl in a league that handicaps your games by average. It's not competitive which I like (and I F'ing hate). The same group of 40 something time-fighters do that crap and scream like it's the most hilarious moment in sports.

They also play non-stop Nickelback on the jukebox and I want them all dead.
 
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For the love of god, can we please retire the above phrase as well as any variation on Dec 31st, 2009? To say it's run its course would be the understatement of the decade.

I also have a strange urge to hit anyone that says "winner winner, chicken dinner" these days.
 
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