Its Masters Update time

columbiadawg2

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This week I learned that his father is none other than actor John Vernon, aka Dean Wormer

Edit to add: Apparently this is Fake News!
 
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Shmuley

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17 me that was some kind of stupid. Who was that a-hole?
Come on, Pooper. You gotta admit it. That Jim Nance porn-style voice-over with painfully whitebread musical score is some of the most pretentious bullish!+ known to man. Do we love it anyway? Yes. Is it downright, in your face, 17 you if you ain't in the club pretension on a hyper scale? Yes.
 

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17 me that was some kind of stupid. Who was that a-hole?
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columbiadawg2

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Awe damn, when I click on the dad's name on Google the Memphis guy pops up as his son and vice versa when it shows Vernons parents
 

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Come on, Pooper. You gotta admit it. That Jim Nance porn-style voice-over with painfully whitebread musical score is some of the most pretentious bullish!+ known to man. Do we love it anyway? Yes. Is it downright, in your face, 17 you if you ain't in the club pretension on a hyper scale? Yes.
I live in a world where both the Jim Nantz white bread musical scene and whatever the 17 that FM radio DJ was doing are both annoying.

It was stupid. I'm a white dude in Idaho. I quit watching basketball when the big fundamental retired. Definitely not the target demo. When white people start rapping I'm out. That dude looked like discount Jonathon Papplebon. The furries in the background were dipshìts and my only hope was a big tìtted blonde would sneak in and give the bee a lap dance. The lip syncing was horrible. I avoid Tik Tok like the plague because of stupidity like this. The human race is a step closer to extinction because of the stupidity of that video.
 

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I live in a world where both the Jim Nantz white bread musical scene and whatever the 17 that FM radio DJ was doing are both annoying.

It was stupid. I'm a white dude in Idaho. I quit watching basketball when the big fundamental retired. Definitely not the target demo. When white people start rapping I'm out. That dude looked like discount Jonathon Papplebon. The furries in the background were dipshìts and my only hope was a big tìtted blonde would sneak in and give the bee a lap dance. The lip syncing was horrible. I avoid Tik Tok like the plague because of stupidity like this. The human race is a step closer to extinction because of the stupidity of that video.
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I'm starting my own list. With three of you at the top. And when I see the opportunity to scalp some ássholes of comedy tickets starring Kathy Griffin, Carrot Top, Rosie O'Donnell, Dane Cook, and Andy Dìck I'll be sure to hit you up.
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17 me that was some kind of stupid. Who was that a-hole?

I was chuckling at the Nance parody but the rest of that sh-it was a waste of my life. I love the Masters for one reason, some of the best sleeping tv ever made except for Bob Ross painting shows
 
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On a side note, Rose can still post a serious score well into his 40's, the leaderboard is full of names that should make for a great tourney, and Freddie Couples is 17'n ageless at Augusta.
 
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On a side note, Rose can still post a serious score well into his 40's, the leaderboard is full of names that should make for a great tourney, and Freddie Couples is 17'n ageless at Augusta.
Add Bernhard to that, ain't no senior tees at ANGC. Always amazed they can still "get around " the course playing from what has now become the tips over the years. The difference between the first time I went in 1989 and now is incredible on several holes.
Used to love watching Couples and Els and how I wished I could play, just 2 cool dudes with effortless swings. On the other hand, DeCham exhausts me watching him play, even putting.
 
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I am here for Thursday and Friday. This course, the whole experience, is wonderful. Spent time walking the back side and camping out on Thirteen. Gorgeously dangerous hole. Laying-up or going for it, both can be trouble. Walking the front with Theegala tomorrow and putting my chair down in Amen Corner.😃😃😃
 

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Add Bernhard to that, ain't no senior tees at ANGC. Always amazed they can still "get around " the course playing from what has now become the tips over the years. The difference between the first time I went in 1989 and now is incredible on several holes.
Used to love watching Couples and Els and how I wished I could play, just 2 cool dudes with effortless swings. On the other hand, DeCham exhausts me watching him play, even putting.
Freddie’s swing is exactly the same as it was years ago. He was a my favorite golfer when I was a kid.

 
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I am here for Thursday and Friday. This course, the whole experience, is wonderful. Spent time walking the back side and camping out on Thirteen. Gorgeously dangerous hole. Laying-up or going for it, both can be trouble. Walking the front with Theegala tomorrow and putting my chair down in Amen Corner.😃😃😃
Lucky you dog99, put some State gear on tomorrow and wave to us, I'll be watching every minute.
Lot of over hyped stuff out there these days but if you have even the slightest interest in golf and have a bucket list of sporting events, it's #1 for me. Exceeds anything you might imagine. Can we up the description from "wonderful" to "incredible"?