A man goes for an interview with the United States Postal Service, during the interview the supervisor asks "are you allergic to anything?" "Caffeine" the man answers "I can't drink coffee." The supervisor then asks if the man served in the military and if so was he wounded in battle. The man answers "I served in the army and did a tour in Afghanistan and I was wounded in action, a bomb exploded near me and I lost my testicles." The supervisor responds "served your country and was wounded in the defense of your country, major bonus points on both." Then the supervisor replies "judging from everything you said you qualify for immediate employment, you start tomorrow, our hours are 8-4, but you can come in at 10 evey morning." The man replies "if y'all start at 8 then why do you want me to come in at 10?" The supervisor responds "we're a government job, all we do the first two hours is drink coffee and scratch our balls, no point in you coming in for that!"
Jokes that may get me banned part 2:
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