Let’s start a revolution!!! SPS is the new US Government

[mcdawg22]

I’ll let you in on a secret, Nextdoor and Twitter are Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton level compared to the civility of SPS. So let’s go ahead and make us leaders of the free world since we have opposing views, but stop short of calling each other duplicitous taints.
POTUS: DS, he is level headed and has already been banned from Twitter like another POTUS.
VP: Me. Sorry to steal it but I’m real good at glad handing and hate responsibility.
Secretary of State: Paindonthurt. He is not going to put up with your foreign bullsxhit.
Secretary of Treasury: Popop. He’s got graphs and stuff.
Secretary of Defense: BELdog that dude will carry a gun snorkeling.
Secretary of the Interior: Horshack, we need someone that is centrist and seems like a smart guy.
Secretary of Education: CKDog, He reads a lot.
Secretary of Agriculture: DCD duh!
Secretary of Urban Development: Catvet, he loves urban development.
Secretary of Labor: Glfr he works so hard to prove a point so he clearly has a work ethic.
Secretary of Veteran Affairs: Drebin. He gave the best rendition of The Star Spangled Banner Ever.
Secretary of Transportation: Dawg61. We will make him do a PSA about driving in the left lane.
Secretary of Health and Human Services: it will be an empty spot with PGB as the recognized head of the department. The department will do the work, but PGB will be recognized and honored in the position.

The rest of you will have Congress seats and lower level interior positions. Don’t get mad about it though, that’s where all of the Coke is. Tell Hunter hello!

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

If I'm not made head of the NWS I'm storming the Capital.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Secretary of Education: CKDog, He reads a lot.

He’s good but 615dawg is my go-to guy when I’m wanting education guidance.

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I hereby as Secretary of Treasury announce the end of the US dollar and the adoption of Bitcoin is the new national and thus world currency...

Bwahhhhaaaaa. Just kidding. Your royaly 17'd crypto bros.

 

[AROB44]

I want to be head of the NSA!!

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

I hereby as Secretary of Treasury announce the end of the US dollar and the adoption of Bitcoin is the new national and thus world currency...

Bwahhhhaaaaa. Just kidding. Your royaly 17'd crypto bros.

I'm heavily leveraged in FTX.

 

[dawgnabit]

I feel like IMPP needs a role

 

[PooPopsBaldHead]

I feel like IMPP needs a role

No more Clinton's in office please.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

If I'm not made head of the NWS I'm storming the Capital.

Get in line

 

[mcdawg22]

If I'm not made head of the NWS I'm storming the Capital.

How the Fahq did I forget about you!?! This is why DS is president. Clearly you are head of NWS.

 

[mcdawg22]

He’s good but 615dawg is my go-to guy when I’m wanting education guidance.

Maroon Eagle: Secretary of Higher Education, because he is experienced the best college town in MS for now.

 

[mcdawg22]

I want to be head of the NSA!!

Done. Just because you asked.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Whatever

 

[T-TownDawgg]

If I'm not made head of the NWS I'm storming the Capital.

Congratulations. You’re also the inaugural SPS Domestic Terrrorist

 

[eckie1]

I really never thought the current day government could get any worse, but by Jove, you’ve done it!!

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Dawgpile]

I’ll let you in on a secret, Nextdoor and Twitter are Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton level compared to the civility of SPS. So let’s go ahead and make us leaders of the free world since we have opposing views, but stop short of calling each other duplicitous taints.
POTUS: DS, he is level headed and has already been banned from Twitter like another POTUS.
VP: Me. Sorry to steal it but I’m real good at glad handing and hate responsibility.
Secretary of State: Paindonthurt. He is not going to put up with your foreign bullsxhit.
Secretary of Treasury: Popop. He’s got graphs and stuff.
Secretary of Defense: BELdog that dude will carry a gun snorkeling.
Secretary of the Interior: Horshack, we need someone that is centrist and seems like a smart guy.
Secretary of Education: CKDog, He reads a lot.
Secretary of Agriculture: DCD duh!
Secretary of Urban Development: Catvet, he loves urban development.
Secretary of Labor: Glfr he works so hard to prove a point so he clearly has a work ethic.
Secretary of Veteran Affairs: Drebin. He gave the best rendition of The Star Spangled Banner Ever.
Secretary of Transportation: Dawg61. We will make him do a PSA about driving in the left lane.
Secretary of Health and Human Services: it will be an empty spot with PGB as the recognized head of the department. The department will do the work, but PGB will be recognized and honored in the position.

The rest of you will have Congress seats and lower level interior positions. Don’t get mad about it though, that’s where all of the Coke is. Tell Hunter hello!

I don't care what position I hold in the new g'ovt, I just want a big salary and not have to produce anything.... Like most of them.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

As a former captain for the Texas Rangers, and a damn good one too, I respectfully request consideration for head of the Department of Justice.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Maroon Eagle: Secretary of Higher Education, because he is experienced the best college town in MS for now.

The most controversial pick for sure.

But we all know you’re throwing a bone at the Southern Miss contingent here…

 

[BingleCocktail]

I WANT DEPT OF INTERIOR. I AM QUALIFIED BECAUSE I OBTAINED A GOAT NAMED YANCEY

that is all

 

[Maroon Eagle]

I WANT DEPT OF INTERIOR. I AM QUALIFIED BECAUSE I OBTAINED A GOAT NAMED YANCEY

that is all

Nah.

Interior’s taken.

You come across as a Court Jester so you can be one of the nine wise guys on the Supreme Court.

Shmuley can be Chief Wise Guy.

That’s if mcdawg22 is okay with it.

 

[BingleCocktail]

Nah.

Interior’s taken.

You come across as a Court Jester so you can be one of the nine wise guys on the Supreme Court.

Shmuley can be Chief Wise Guy.

THEN I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT. THEYVE ALL BEEN COMICAL LATELY.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

THEN I SHOULD BE PRESIDENT. THEYVE ALL BEEN COMICAL LATELY.

Oh geez…

Bingle…. I’m sorry, dude…

 

[ronpolk]

I’d love the lower level position. Just get me in a position where I can get the pelosi level stock tips and a seat next to the very busty Arizona senator sinema… I wouldn’t want to climb the ladder

 

[aTotal360]

Govt is trash.

 

[Mobile Bay]

As head of the BATFE I will transition this department from a pain in the *** regulatory agency to the worlds premere party head quarters.

Whisky, machine guns, and fireworks for all.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I don't care what position I hold in the new g'ovt, I just want a big salary and not have to produce anything.... Like most of them.

Uh…he said we were all members of Congress.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Has my public service for America disqualified me?

 

[dorndawg]

I'll gladly promote the interests of the Sixpack abroad as the Ambassador to The Bahamas.

 

[Dawgbite]

Has my public service for America disqualified me?

My multiple felony convictions didn’t disqualify me!

 

[jethreauxdawg]

My multiple felony convictions didn’t disqualify me!

We already have a president

 

[BingleCocktail]

SEND LAWYERS GUNS & MONEY

 

[mcdawg22]

Whatever

Secretary of the Coast: You make sure the coast is clear for Kayaking and no Hadad’s are allowed since he deemed you the worst person in the world.

 

[mcdawg22]

Whatever

Secretary of the Coast: You make sure the coast is clear for Kayaking and no Hadad’s are allowed since he deemed you the worst person in the world

I don't care what position I hold in the new g'ovt, I just want a big salary and not have to produce anything.... Like most of them.

Done. You will be the new Secretary of Mermaids. All you have to do is continue to prove mermaids are not real and collect a 250,000 a year check, plus full benefits. Is this acceptable?

 

[mcdawg22]

Nah.

Interior’s taken.

You come across as a Court Jester so you can be one of the nine wise guys on the Supreme Court.

Shmuley can be Chief Wise Guy.

That’s if mcdawg22 is okay with it.

I’ll allow it

 

[mcdawg22]

Has my public service for America disqualified me?

Secretary of Undead Statesmen

 

[mcdawg22]

Secretary of Undead Statesmen

This position does not oversee Secretary of Undead which is Childers.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Secretary of the Coast: You make sure the coast is clear for Kayaking and no Hadad’s are allowed since he deemed you the worst person in the world.

I won’t let you down. Should be fairly easy to locate and rid our beloved coast of Hadad’s. Anytime a manatee is spotted there are news reports on them.

 

[MaxwellSmart]

Is CIA director still open or did I miss it by that much?

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

The role of resident six pack Devil is filled as well.

 

[Cantdoitsal]

The role of resident six pack Devil is filled as well.

Don't you have better retention success with other fan bases since all STATE Folk got a Get outta Hell Free card?